If you were a tree where would you be planted?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'd like to be situated on a nice secluded Island probably in the Maldives.

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    Prospekt Active Member

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    How the fuck do I better that Maloney. Tell me. And if anyone says in the middle of Breakin Science I'll shit on your chips.
     
  3. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    I'd bee a tall tree looking into the bedroom window of carmen electras bedroom
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    you'd be a guy with dirty mop heads on your hands?
     
  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    na im the hands!lol
    i get to go around places an still be a tree!
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    nice idea till he decides to have a wank! lucky you:D
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    dint think that fair ahead!
    but i dont think its even possible to wank wit tree hands!
    do more damage than good!:teeth:
     
  9. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    maybe hes got a tree dick too. Fucking squirrels nestin in his bellend:D
     
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    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    If i were a tree i would be able to tell you if i made a noise after i had fallen in a forest when no one was around. ithen again i could be a bad tree and not tell you. that would piss you off.
     
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    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I would also like to be planted differently. like in the 70s/80s whenever everyone was jacked up on goofballs hugging other trees. at least then i wouldnt get lonley.