Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, Jan 19, 2009.
I'd like to be situated on a nice secluded Island probably in the Maldives.
HERE I AM
How the fuck do I better that Maloney. Tell me. And if anyone says in the middle of Breakin Science I'll shit on your chips.
I'd bee a tall tree looking into the bedroom window of carmen electras bedroom
you'd be a guy with dirty mop heads on your hands?
na im the hands!lol
i get to go around places an still be a tree!
nice idea till he decides to have a wank! lucky you
dint think that fair ahead!
but i dont think its even possible to wank wit tree hands!
do more damage than good!
maybe hes got a tree dick too. Fucking squirrels nestin in his bellend
If i were a tree i would be able to tell you if i made a noise after i had fallen in a forest when no one was around. ithen again i could be a bad tree and not tell you. that would piss you off.
I would also like to be planted differently. like in the 70s/80s whenever everyone was jacked up on goofballs hugging other trees. at least then i wouldnt get lonley.
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