If you were a member of the opposite sex Semi NSFW

kama

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Ok peeps. A magical soft gentle stroke from a well built asexual unicorn changes you to a member of the opposite sex for a day. What do you do?
 

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well i guess i'd do the washing and then cook dinner, it's not gonna do itself now is it?
 

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apparently they have wayyyy better orgasms. so finger myself to death is the only logical thing to do
 

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Spend all my spare time infront of a mirror, modelling various nighties/undergarments, intersparsed with lots of playing with my beautiful nipples & maybe sticking the odd hairbrush in my poohole...

So pretty much exactly what I do now.
 

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i'd have a poo. i'm sure its alot less of a challenge when ya arse isnt covered in hair.
 

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you know i cant think of a single thing id do. its one of the last things id want to happen, ever. other than my skin darkening and my religion jewishing of course
 

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#12
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go back to my place with the unicorn, take pictures, post them on the internet, then explain im really a man!
 

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definitely go out on the pull, let someone have there evil way with me, then wake up to find i am a dude :teeth:

that or try and turn some fit lesbians straight by being so terrible in bed. it would be nice for that to happen that way round for once
 

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Pondering upon this overnight, I think I would go check out what is so fucking difficult in parallel parking.
 

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I'd get one my closed girl friends to come over my gaff.
We'd chat all night, drinking wine and sharing love stories (obviously i'd have to make some epicness up at this point, but my imagination is pretty vivid)
Soon we start to talk about sex, bumping uglies. I'd ask her if she's ever wanted to be close with another woman, and slowly run my hand up her thigh.

Soon we'd be in bed together, stroking eachother in various bodilly places. Whispering sweet nothings into eachother's ears.

After a while we'd scissor like mad until we both climax at the same time.



She wakes up in the morning to see me, as a bloke again. With a piece of cardboard around my neck saying 'gotcha' with me, striking the fonze 'eyyyy' pose.

That is what i'd so after i had fingered myself to death, obviously...
 

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shop til i drop then go see Sex in the City 2 then go clubbing only to let some bloke buy me drinks all night, tease him then blow him out. then get home and go nuts on a double ended suction cup dildo
 
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