If you was a superhero??

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    What would your powers be??


    **EDIT** And what would your name be??



    Mines pretty simple.... Read Minds...

    WAFFLE.....
     
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  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    The incredible Mr Notbad,

    I have the power to finish task's just above a poor standard.
     
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    slimbo011 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    have retractable/extendable fingernails
     
  5. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    See through fit women's clothes, built in with a no contact no mess orgasm that would be achieved through just looking at the fit women.

    Pervatron would be my name
     
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    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Invisibility. I would be called the Invisibility Man.
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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  8. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    being able to fly inside airplanes
     
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    SoulShaker Synth

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    I would have the power to shit VCR's and im not talking about those JVC HR-S7900 ones eather more like a Panasonic AG-1980 (with TBC) yea thatl be awsome.

    Id go by the name Tape!!:andy:
     
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  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Talk to animals ask them how there days been, find out where the freshest pastures, be made to feel humble by a wise badger, run and be merry with an old horse, and my costume would be some dirty old tramps clothes aint been changed for four years.

    My name would be Stinky Weirdo That Attracts the Animals
     
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    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    my name would be bernard. and i would have a watch.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    bernards watch!hahahaha
    thatd be sick!!!
     
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    ahahah :not_worth

    my name would be man with a penis for a hand
     
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    That wouldn't be very practical.

    You'd be doing everything cock-handed :)
     
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    yes but, imagine how much simpler and frequent cock slappin would become...
     
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    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    I like your thinking...
     
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    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    have x ray eyes to see fru womens clothes :)
    but i could turn it off
    incase i popped rand me nan's 4 tea :D
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I've already said that, in better English.

    So get a new one!
     
  19. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Re: If you WERE a superhero??

    The ability to use English grammar correctly!

    Wordsworth
     
  20. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    the ability to get super fat at any chosen moment...

    like when your on a packed tube struggling to breath due to mr BO man inches from your face...POW...all of a sudden id be super fat...bumping everyman to the end of the carriage!

    id be called Fes!