If you had to buy a soft toy for yourself what would it be?

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  1. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Just wondering..

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  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Could I make my own soft toy or do I have to buy it.
     
  3. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    a nice fluffy pillow shaped like a vagina
     
  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    actually there is this 9 footish elephant thats about 5 grand. stupidly big. i mean massive
     
  5. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Wait. Does the elefant have a vagina? If not you could buy both and just attach one to the other.
     
  6. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    legend! haha
     
  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    does this count as a 'soft toy' ?



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  8. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Id buy a Theresa May plush toy and stamp on its face.
     
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  9. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    nope ... it counts as closet pedophilia
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i aint in a closet
     
  12. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i mean, were all heading for the creep status right? your opinion / attraction to symmetry and beauty will never change ... therefore when we are all like 60-70 year old cronies , we will still look at these pictures, we will still look at 19-20 year old beautifully formed girls walking down the street, sat in wetherspoons with a real ale and a tweed jacket with pissy pants, staring at these young girls .. and people will clock us and think ... gross .. old man leering over girls that could be his grand daughters what a perv ... sick bastard ...

    thats all us ... but thats wrong isnt it .. why should you not be able to appreciate beauty, my mrs says old men stare at her and stuff and its sick .. but in thier minds they are still 15 years old in the class room attracted to girls in school uniform ..

    its a hard subject without sounding like a pedo init .. but lets be honest here, im right .. women a beautiful, the pretty ones of course, gods art, and just because you get older , it doesnt mean you should stop appreciating, and just as i do now .. when im 70 no doubt ill look at 18 year old bubbly pretty birds full of life in the pub .. while i sit there in my own shit
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :word: he knows
     
  14. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    true doe init? ... i mean .. ill be sat there in my own shit appreciating these young females .. and people , conditioned as they are , will clock me and think... look at that old pervert, potential pedophile, those girls need to leave asap, hes an animal, a fucking sicko that old man ...

    the fucking sickos are the people that are so brainwashed, they think with age ure appreciation of beauty MUST change, and look at every old man looking at young women and think they are dangeous and wrong for looking ...

    i often see men look out the corner of thier eye at women.. what a weird and paranoid world we have created where you cant even look direct at a beautiful thing without feeling guilty, or people judging you thinking you want to rape it ... there the fucking sickos ...

    if something looks nice, it looks nice , regardless of the social guidelines we have to adhere to ... fuck being told whats right and whats wrong by a bunch of brain washed fags who cant think for themselves ... lock up ure daughters, everyone is a pedo and rapist and will harm ure children... when ure an old man, you live in sin for looking at young women ... shit... and hang the man, stone the man, who even dares to say anything about it ... "shes pretty that young lady" he says ... and everyone..... everyone knows he is a rapist pedobear ..
     
  16. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    fuck ... life story ..

    but its a valid point that think cunts arent aware of .. you will be when you reach 60 and have to look out the corner of ure eye or be made to feel guilty ...

    people are so fucking dumb i hate everyone
     
  17. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Ethix you're scaring me a bit. You do realise that there's a difference between looking and staring don't you? Anyway nature has it all figured out...your balls are drying up so don't be worried about being 60 with the libido of a 20 year old. Doesn't happen.








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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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