If you had lady bits for the week....

[dnbkingz]

What would you do with them?

Apart from fingering yourself to death...

 

[Teddy]

cover gash with paint
sit on paper
marvel at artwork
profit

 

[Gloxxy]

Cake Farts

 

[Borf™]

Nothing.

Finger myself all week.

I'd also hook up with lesbians.

Make friends with all the girls I know, gain their trust, send pictures of their vag from their phone to mine.

Good wank material from when I spout a penis again.

 

[$marty]

I think everyone here would spend the majority of the week fapping

 

[Borf™]

I'd strap myself into a didlo machine and just orgasm for a week come to think of it.

 

[Moskit]

Only speak when spoken to, cook & clean the house & ensure my man is comfortable & well serviced.

 

[herojuana]

post pics on dnbforum of my vagina
get people to post pics of them fapping to it
post picture of vagina and me
let chaos ensue

 

[EWOKS]

I'd strap myself into a didlo machine and just orgasm for a week come to think of it.

this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails

 

[ONSLAUGHT88]

this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails

theres definatley something not right with it is there?

 

[Borf™]

this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails

How is it gay.

I want the most full on woman orgasm. See what it feels like innit. Although if it was that good, it'd cheapen sex for me forever then.

 

[DeeGun]

Nothing.

Finger myself all week.

I'd also hook up with lesbians.

Make friends with all the girls I know, gain their trust, send pictures of their vag from their phone to mine.

Good wank material from when I spout a penis again.

I´d do exactly this.

 

[DontLikeCops]

queef, and definately see how many non sexual objects i could insert into my self and take loadsa pics to tug one out to at a later date

 

[Gumby]

i know what you would do. sit down to piss.

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imagine if you had sex to find out what it felt like. then got pregnant. and had to give birth as a man.

that would be cool.

 

[DontLikeCops]

i know what you would do. sit down to piss.

I do this anyway...but my couch is starting to stink bad

 

[Gumby]

OMG imagine if during the week of your female experience, you had your period.

NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

 

[$marty]

Is that one you made earlier Karen

 

[Subjekt Music]

Dress up like a manga

Post self shots of me online

Catch an STD

 

[Gloxxy]

Get raped by a tentacle.

 

[MARKLAR]

what like bits in a jar???