Nothing. Finger myself all week. I'd also hook up with lesbians. Make friends with all the girls I know, gain their trust, send pictures of their vag from their phone to mine. Good wank material from when I spout a penis again.
post pics on dnbforum of my vagina get people to post pics of them fapping to it post picture of vagina and me let chaos ensue
this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails
How is it gay. I want the most full on woman orgasm. See what it feels like innit. Although if it was that good, it'd cheapen sex for me forever then.
queef, and definately see how many non sexual objects i could insert into my self and take loadsa pics to tug one out to at a later date
i know what you would do. sit down to piss. ---------- Post added at 20:51 ---------- Previous post was at 20:50 ---------- imagine if you had sex to find out what it felt like. then got pregnant. and had to give birth as a man. that would be cool.
OMG imagine if during the week of your female experience, you had your period. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!
