If you had lady bits for the week....

Borf™

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Nothing.

Finger myself all week.

I'd also hook up with lesbians.

Make friends with all the girls I know, gain their trust, send pictures of their vag from their phone to mine.

Good wank material from when I spout a penis again.
 

herojuana

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post pics on dnbforum of my vagina
get people to post pics of them fapping to it
post picture of vagina and me
let chaos ensue
 

EWOKS

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I'd strap myself into a didlo machine and just orgasm for a week come to think of it.
this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails
 

Borf™

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this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails
How is it gay.

I want the most full on woman orgasm. See what it feels like innit. Although if it was that good, it'd cheapen sex for me forever then.
 

DeeGun

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Nothing.

Finger myself all week.

I'd also hook up with lesbians.

Make friends with all the girls I know, gain their trust, send pictures of their vag from their phone to mine.

Good wank material from when I spout a penis again.
I´d do exactly this.
 

DontLikeCops

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queef, and definately see how many non sexual objects i could insert into my self and take loadsa pics to tug one out to at a later date
 

Gumby

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i know what you would do. sit down to piss.

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imagine if you had sex to find out what it felt like. then got pregnant. and had to give birth as a man.

that would be cool.
 
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Gumby

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OMG imagine if during the week of your female experience, you had your period.

NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!


 
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