If you had lady bits for the week....

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  1. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    What would you do with them?

    Apart from fingering yourself to death...
     
  2. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    cover gash with paint
    sit on paper
    marvel at artwork
    profit
     
  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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  4. Borf™

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    Nothing.

    Finger myself all week.

    I'd also hook up with lesbians.

    Make friends with all the girls I know, gain their trust, send pictures of their vag from their phone to mine.

    Good wank material from when I spout a penis again.
     
  5. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I think everyone here would spend the majority of the week fapping
     
  6. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'd strap myself into a didlo machine and just orgasm for a week come to think of it.
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Only speak when spoken to, cook & clean the house & ensure my man is comfortable & well serviced.
     
  8. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    post pics on dnbforum of my vagina
    get people to post pics of them fapping to it
    post picture of vagina and me
    let chaos ensue
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    this is , somehow , a completely gay idea .. i duuno why ..its like you wanna feel birds orgasms and pull the cum face and have long hair and do your nails
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    theres definatley something not right with it is there?
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    How is it gay.

    I want the most full on woman orgasm. See what it feels like innit. Although if it was that good, it'd cheapen sex for me forever then.
     
  12. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I´d do exactly this.
     
  13. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    queef, and definately see how many non sexual objects i could insert into my self and take loadsa pics to tug one out to at a later date
     
  14. Gumby

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    i know what you would do. sit down to piss.

    ---------- Post added at 20:51 ---------- Previous post was at 20:50 ----------

    imagine if you had sex to find out what it felt like. then got pregnant. and had to give birth as a man.

    that would be cool.
     
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    I do this anyway...but my couch is starting to stink bad
     
  16. Gumby

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    OMG imagine if during the week of your female experience, you had your period.

    NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!


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  17. $marty

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    Is that one you made earlier Karen :D
     
  18. Subjekt Music

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    Dress up like a manga

    Post self shots of me online

    Catch an STD
     
  19. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    what like bits in a jar???