If you had a super power what would it be?

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  1. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Points for originality and creativity, also no 'super power that is all super powers'- don't be that guy, nobody likes that guy at all.

    Discuss;
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    a slightly heightened sense of smell
     
  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    the power to persuade 18 year old ladies.
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    The power to magic nandos in front of me on demand!
     
  6. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i have that power...it's called a phone and a delivery driver i'm on first name terms with
     
  7. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    That´s more like a punishment.
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Shoot energy beams from my hangs like some Dragon Ball Z shit or invisiblity is always a good shout....
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    the power to get ladies pregnant.
     
  10. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Shut up Kennneth. :teeth:
     
  11. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Into playing Warhammer
     
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  12. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    stop time
    bernards watch business
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    the power to be a reusable suicide bomber
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    id like to be able to get to the other side of the world without having to spend over $1000 and 24 hours travelling
     
  15. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    So to be able to fly basically



    Stretch Armstrong. I'd be him. 10 deck mixing and not moving your feet
     
  16. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    After a wasted hangover day yesterday I am gonna say my super power would be hangover resistance
     
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  17. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Or teleportation? Less travel time
     
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  18. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    yeah. i need a tardis.
     
  19. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    before internet porn; everyone would have said invisibility, just to see people naked.

    bob dylan once wrote... times, they are a changing. ron burgandy had never heard that song.
     
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  20. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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