if you found out your girlfreind had

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  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member VIP Junglist

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    ebola what would you do ?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster VIP Junglist

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    firstly... stop doing her up the gritter.

    secondly... wonder where i got a girlfriend from.
     
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    the_voice Active Member VIP Junglist

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    would you die with her and be a good boyfreind ?
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    To be honest, I think that people who'd choose to "die together" is stupid as fuck. no one deserves such thing.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    i think all girls deserve to die from ebola together, if thats what youre asking.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City.. VIP Junglist

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    I would rush to sell the story before she died. To The Sun probably.
     
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    So how do you find this out.

    Probably in the hospital.

    What would I do?

    Probably be in the hospital too.
     
  8. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Log off web MD
    Take her to the hospital.
    drive through KFC for the bucket challenge.
    Get on tinder.
     
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    DeeGun DeegBerg VIP Junglist

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    How did Roger even find out he was unbanned?

    I do not want to believe he was lurking for years. :teeth:
     
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    Teddy 60% Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Koral used facebook
    It's super effective!
     
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    Harry3 Chuki VIP Junglist

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    >girlfriend
     
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    DeeGun DeegBerg VIP Junglist

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    Probably a necessary move.

    With the arrival of Gamera, you have to release Godzilla.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    I DID NOT USE FACEBOOK. I HAVE NEVER USED FACEBOOK

    andrew should be sent to the showers for this. in its most fitting sense.
     
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    sam the dnb man Variation VIP Junglist

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    Meet me on Di Facebook.

    It's ya boy bangs

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    Meet me on Di Facebook.

    It's ya boy bangs
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    hot tune sam, one for the charts. missed some of the genuine cluelessness of his early work, but "my life is so hard" is another classic, you know that one?

    my life is soooooo haaaaaaaaard (heeeeeeeeyyyyyy!) and i never ever ever have a good tiiii-iiiiiiiiiiimmmmme (hooooooooooo!) its your boy bangs hah-haaaaah!
     
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    Lick her cunt.
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL VIP Junglist

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    Make a meaty sandwich spread with the remains.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    did you know that any pasta recipe with a specific type of meat can be changed into any other kind of meat? con pollo can easily be con carne, its totally allowed too. imagine, a gorgonzola sauce with mince. actually that does sound pretty foody!
     
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    Reactor Grits lick a shot VIP Junglist

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    rancid yet delicious, let's do that some time.

    ot: burn her
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    fuck yeah bodo, lets do it! or you know, some old sauce and change the meat type. to mince, because that sounds like a thing