If you could own a world record.....

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  1. jmzmaloney

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    What would it be, mine would be tallest midget
     
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    I once ate a dead frog true story, is there a world record for dead frog eating cos i raise the bar to 1

    true true story
     
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    Fuck sake Toejam dont start that shit or else Animal Welfares gunna be onto Admin talking about loonies eating frogs to get the DnB Recordest My Frooggies Eaten Ever Record
     
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    Biggest Nipples in the world, like the size of plates or something

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    nah man, longest nipples..

    yeah that's the shit baby
     
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    Yeh man, so you can hang coats on them n ting :)
     
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    Its fucking true though it was dried in the sun (roadkill) tasted like crispy duck

    wheres my fucking medal
     
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    i really actually like the threads you've been starting jmz. :)
     
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    If I could own a world record it would be you sweettyyy!!!!
     
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    ROFL!

    im still thinkin of what record i would want.
     
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    world record for using the same pic goes to.....
     
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    I have Barry Manelos Greatest Hits would that do?
     
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    Mine would be....
    .... 'longest time to think of a unique world record' record!!