If x was x, he'd be x

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  1. Hombre-J

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    If Herojuana worked as a wool collector in South America, he'd be Herollama.

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    if logikz spoke normally he' almost be logical

    if gumby was a boy no one would talk to him
     
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    If hombre-J preferred the company of men, he'd be hombre-gay.

    If toejam was a young sheep, he'd be toelamb

    if $marty was made of balloons, he'd be Party
     
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    Swing and a miss. Good effort though.

    If Gumby rolled with the Crips, she'd be Gunby.

    If Kenneth hung around with female poultry, he'd be Henneth.
     
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    if dat u dude was helpful, he'd be dat clue dude
     
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    lol long day at the office.. apoligies

    if armed went to qatar he'd be armed :jackson:
     
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    If OP was skint, he'd be NO P.....and a faggot.
     
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    if x was xx, he'd be XXX:teeth:
     
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    if della111 was that hot chick in his sig, he'd be bella111
     
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    if castel was an art medium in the form of a stick, consisting of pure powdered pigment and a binder, he'd be pastel.
     
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    if armed was told off, he'd be warned
     
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    If armed were masturbating constantly, he'd be palmed.


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    if rusket was a gun he'd be musket

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    if armed was a body he'd still be armed :1:
     
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    If Richie_Stix hung around with Crysidox more, he'd be Richie_Prick
     
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    if Dugg Funnie shook his ass in hip-hop videos, he'd be Dugg Hunny.
     
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    If Dugg Funnie was Ray Winstone's enemy, he'd be Mug Funnie
     
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    If Dugg Funnie was a man he'd make mayonnaise all over Patty.
     
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    If wingz was coated in a delicous thai style spicy coating he would be KFC wingz Zabb
     
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    If Borf was racist he'd hate Korens!

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    If Logikz found boat all the swans extinct
     
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    If Christian Bale was a Gastropod, he'd be Christian Snail.

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    If Christian Bale owned a religously aware multi passenger travel network, he'd be Christian Rail.

    If Christian Bale was made of hay, he'd be Christian Bale.
     
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