If they made a commemorative statue of you

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Where would you be placed? Iraq
What stance would you be in? Leaning back with my balls out
What would the plaque say? 'Suck My Balls, Iraq'
 

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If it were of me it would say , no, cos it would never happen. Don't talk shit , a statue of me. More chance of those shitting chimps re writing shakespeare.
 

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I'd want a giant statue made out of rock in some deep cave somewhere, and carve illegible symbols all around the cave and have an alter at my feet - so one day people would find it and think I was a god in the past!
 

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Where would you be placed? Tehran
What stance would you be in? Classic Uncle Sam Position
What would the plaque say? We want your Oil!

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I would be on the 4th plinth in Trafalger Square similar to this statue with a lot more babies, and a bigger cock.

 

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Floating in the space at the edge of our solar system. Sitting in lotus position with Denon HP-1000 headphones on my head,with 9 hits of yin yang acid blotters on my tongue.


text would say : Heist - Sleep In Ya Eyes VIP
 

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left foot in washington, right foot in jajapur india, poised shredding with a one thousand stringed electric guitar shaped like a hadron collider connected to an amp in st petersburg in mid-rock-howl facing jupiter.
the plaque would say 'rad galactus'. in 50 kilometer high letters carved from the kerala mountain range covered in sea salt caramel.
 
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