If they made a commemorative statue of you

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Where would you be placed?
    What stance would you be in?
    What would the plaque say?
     
  2. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    Where would you be placed? Iraq
    What stance would you be in? Leaning back with my balls out
    What would the plaque say? 'Suck My Balls, Iraq'
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i'd be wanking on the shitter , on the plaque reads .... " wanking on the shitter "
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    If it were of me it would say , no, cos it would never happen. Don't talk shit , a statue of me. More chance of those shitting chimps re writing shakespeare.
     
  5. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    I'd want a giant statue made out of rock in some deep cave somewhere, and carve illegible symbols all around the cave and have an alter at my feet - so one day people would find it and think I was a god in the past!
     
  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    'here is the greatest man to ever grace this college, and he's rate gangsta blad'
     
  7. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Where would you be placed? Tehran
    What stance would you be in? Classic Uncle Sam Position
    What would the plaque say? We want your Oil!

    Like that:

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  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I would be on the 4th plinth in Trafalger Square similar to this statue with a lot more babies, and a bigger cock.

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  9. d.o.b

    d.o.b I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Floating in the space at the edge of our solar system. Sitting in lotus position with Denon HP-1000 headphones on my head,with 9 hits of yin yang acid blotters on my tongue.


    text would say : Heist - Sleep In Ya Eyes VIP
     
  10. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    What and where the fuck is dat? :lol:

    Oh I found Muzza btw..slightly different from his discription tho..

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  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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  12. d.o.b

    d.o.b I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    your just jelious because of my uber cool trippy astral statue :rik:
     
  13. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    hahaha very close!
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    1. Praia De Luz
    2. Erect/Goatse
    3. Madd-E Woz Ere
     
  15. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    I already have a statue....

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  16. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    left foot in washington, right foot in jajapur india, poised shredding with a one thousand stringed electric guitar shaped like a hadron collider connected to an amp in st petersburg in mid-rock-howl facing jupiter.
    the plaque would say 'rad galactus'. in 50 kilometer high letters carved from the kerala mountain range covered in sea salt caramel.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  19. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    id have one in my room, laying on my bed, saying thin and crispy was here, on the plaque