If given the choice - Megan Fox vs Kirsten Dunst

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dustek, Jan 19, 2009.

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Megan Fox vs Kirsten Dunst

  1. I am not gay nor blind - ferret time

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  2. I am gay and blind - drive

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  1. Dustek

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    If, at a party, whilst drunk and high on yayo, you had the choice of

    Ferreting:
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    or

    Driving home:
    [​IMG]

    What would you choose?
     
  2. logikz

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    is this a trick question? its like you asking what would you rather be, rich or terminally ill

    edit: wait, drunk and high on yay so youd smash the car and damage kristen dunst? could just as well smash a bottle over her head whilst at the party then, i mean no point in putting your own safety at risk. plus youd get to swive the other wench who most sure would be breathtaken with your forceful initiative. bishes love that shit yo
     
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  3. spiderfran286

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    i'd go for that megan that twat from razorlights been in the other one so shes been damned to hell.
     
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    Megan Fox all day every day.

    Look at her.

    JUST LOOK.
     
  6. Dustek

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    my ferret woud be up in that fox no doubt
     
  8. sammys

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    is there any comparison? megan fox wins hands down
     
  9. Lunos

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    what if your needs where so great, you needed both to relieve your symptoms
     
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    There is nothing physically that Fox can't do, I refuse to think otherwise.
     
  11. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    im sorry im a girl
    and megan fox vs kirstent dunst???
    really???
    the choice is clearly obvious.
     
  12. Controller

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    I thought Dunst had beEn unfairly represented by your choice of pic in this thread, so i looked for another.

    NIP SLIP

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    lmao kirsten dunst is a munter
     
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    that isnt even a choice o_O
     
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    I let ma dick do the talkin' yeeeeeeeah bwwwwwooy
     
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    Megan Fox, only a fool will pick dunst.
     
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    19 to 0 man i hope kirsten doesn't see this thread she'll be devastated
     
  19. Dustek

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    If somebody votes for driving Dunst home, Fox will kill herself and die a virgin.
     
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    didnt even have to think about that one, cant compare those two imo