Ibiza Resort

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  1. Bass2Dark666

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    Looking to go on holiday next month to Ibiza and would like to know which resort to pick for the best time in relation to parties.
     
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    Santa cos lett uce
     
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    norway, bergen. thats where you want to go. and you can find satan, love will never leave, it just gets sold for parts.
     
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    People still go to Ibiza? And spell it right with the little lithp and everything?

    Why don't you visit Bergen instead? They have a town square with a statue of a blue rock in the middle, they call it "The Blue Rock", I call it "The Blue Cheese" and it cracks them right up.
    Ain't shit to get up to in Bergen though, besides getting pissed [read "go legally bankrupt overnight"] and riding the Fløybanen, don't know why people go there, but late at night / early in the morning when nobody's around you can climb on top of that one fountain statue thing and it's a good place to get lean.
     
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    I vote Bergen
     
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    OF COURSE BERGEN. haha where the locals would drive by mcdonalds at night and shoot at it. bercause fuck you mcdonalds. ca 1993.
     
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    Bergen has an upside to it though: It's the only place the locals will ever be able to rival your pale English sausage-fat pudgyness.
     
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    are any of them norwegian? or is it strickly serbians
     
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    nothing like a good bit of sausage
     
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    San Antonio is where most of the clubs are, and the bars along the bay where many watch the sun set every night. But, it's also where the West End is which is full of cheesey bars & clubs and your 18-30 lot.

    Or Playa D'en Bossa, which has a great beach and lovely places to stay but not as many clubs as San an but does have Space, DC 10 & Bora Bora.

    Out of the 2 Bossa is my choice and San An aint that far away at all.