I write and use mouse with left hand now

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I am ambidextrous. This makes me very attractive. My handwriting is on the level of a six year old, but I am better than you. I'll write anything and post picture tomorrow, on your request. X

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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I write with my left hand, but everything else I do with the right hand. I play the guitar as a right handed person. My dominant leg when playing football (soccer), is the right one. When I trained muay thai, I always used the orthodox stance.

    But, when it comes to opening a can, I use my left hand.

    I am better than you.
     
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    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    mouse? cant be dealing with antiques like that. if you really want the womenz, you gotta use a touchscreen. it shows far more distinction and character, and shows a sensitivity in the fingers that cant be matched by flailing about with a rodent on a string
     
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    I've been reading and writing at an 'adult' level since I was 7, yet my handwriting has always been fucking atrocious.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    you have, then, 95% of what is needed to be a medic.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    That's the other 5%, Papa.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    I've been reading this whole thread with my left hand.

    Goofy
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fixed.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    FINE. BUT FOOTBALLS FOR FAGS.

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    coming up! hey how do i take a picture and send it with my phone?

    also, the black bits on bananas. is it true they are tarantula eggs
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I trackpad Goofy. Look.

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  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nice croog! ok, so this is my left hand writing, i think youll find its much better than you. stupid football. think your so big.

    granted try no2 was more better. got a bit carried away with the first one. im not a robot.

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I MADE IT MYSELF AND IT HAS THE CRUX TRIDENTIS ENGRAVED ALONG WITH THE NAME OF SOME STUPID ASSHAT that happened to have a silver smith workshop desk in her living room. and then i kaboomed her stupid vag to next tuesday.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I only heard this kind of affirmative from people who doesn't know how to play, and are jealous of the people who does.
     
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    It pains me to agree, but he's right. watching men run around in shorts who fall over and need rubbing with a sponge when they have a whoopsie is really gay.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i doubt you hear very much at all down in your fagula hole.

    also jealous haha you dont even know how to spell jealous.

    my put downs are all encompassing and potent to the point you get a kink in your shins reading them.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Shut up, Karl.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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