I work with a real life Ned Flanders. No joke.

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    As some of you probably know... i work for The Salvation Army.... and no joke.... theres this dude that works here... probably in his early 40's that is EXACTLY like Ned Flanders.... literally..... he says the whole "hi diddly hi" and all that shit as well... well.... no actually "diddly" but the same sort of bum fraff that Ned comes out with... its so fukin jokes.... he's a full of Christian of the highest order... and does that thing called Street Pastoring... where they go out on Friday and Saturday nights and walk around areas with lots of clubs and chat to drunk people and try and preach blah blah blah.... too jokes.... ive been trying to record some of his ned fladerings for a while.... but im too slow...
     
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    $pyto NEW DAWN

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    Surely the opportunity for evil manipulation is just too much! You've got to take him out to a rave, strip club, spike his drink with some dizzdizz...

    OR

    This guy is a modern day Frtizl. You don't know what he's got at home by any chance? Follow him mang
     
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    hens love roosters
    geese love ganders
    everyone else loves ned flanders
     
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    feels like im wearing nothing at all

    nothing at all

    nothing at all
     
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  6. RocksteadyUK

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!


    Ahhh man... he is so jokes.... he has never touched a drop of alchohol... never smoked... never swears... is a full on Red Dwarf geek... counts to 10 when he gets angry... actually says "yippee" when hes got excited about something...

    But somehow... hes married... and has 2 kids....... theres hope for everyone
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    sounds like a legend.
     
  8. dirty breaks

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    maybe he's got a massive cock? :shrug:
     
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    Always have to bring the tone down dont you breaks. jeez
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    you just want his knee length dong skimo
     
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    [video]http://www.simpsons-cartoon-porn.com/lisa-licked-by-ned-flanders/[/video]
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    AEHEAHEAHEAH ACCULY IS DOLANS look this thread is worthless without pics roksteti
     
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    Has he got a tash?
     
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    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    photo please rocksteady haha!!


    immediately sung this when i saw it hahahaha
     
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    Hahah, this.
    Sounds like a bit of a hero. Get him recorded!
     
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