I was taking a pee...

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  1. TongueFlap

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    Afternoon,

    Thought I would share something with you. I’m puzzled.

    I’m at work and decided to go for a pee (as you do when you need to waste 5 minutes).

    I walked into the toilet, there is only 2 cubicles and no urinals (No, I wasn’t in the females). I locked the door behind me and went through all the safety pre-cautions. Whilst peeing away I heard the main toilet door open, followed by footsteps. The footsteps went towards the next cubicle, and then I heard the main toilet door shut.
    After finishing my pee I soon realised I was the only one in the toilet.
    Where did the person, who entered the toilet go? He came in but never went out.

    It’s had me puzzled for about 10mins now.

    Anyone know the answer.
    Im thinking he used the ninja exit in the ceiling.
     
  2. Yorkshire Tony

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    maybe he was a sewer mutant and flushed himself home?


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  3. TongueFlap

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    I thought about this, but the toilet didnt flush.
     
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    Are you on acid?

    Maybe its a ghost?

    It MUST be one of these.. I think
     
  5. logikz

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    the other person is you
     
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    scarey stuff, i need to lay down.
     
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    It was Bruce Willis all along.
     
  8. Moskit

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    If in doubt blame mentally challenged people in homemade Chinese New Year Dragon outfits.

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    whoooooooooooooaaa dude!


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    looks like rowney derping!
     
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    G13 t shirt design?
     
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    This guy is definitely Scottish. He just looks blatantly Glaswegian.

    I'll swap ye a can a Supa T fo te resta that Buckfast!!
     
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    Sounds like some paranormal activity bussines going down. If not i go with Moskit theory blame mentally challenged lol.
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    The answer to your story/question does not matter.

    You took our pee, give it back at once or you shall be reported to the correct authorities (pictured above)
     
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    That chappie in the box reminds me of Tyrone Dobbs from Coronation Street.
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    Tis the blind one from big brother a while ago with a box on his head

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    hmmm, im no miss marple or columbo, (more of a Bergerac man) but my guess is the person came into the toilet, got stage-fright coz their was already someone in there (i cant dump my load knowing someone else is listening), and scarpered back out the door before the hinge closed the door shut. Either that or they saw your troll feet poking out the bottom of the cubicle and dame-dash'd right outta there!

     
  19. Moskit

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    Aka "The Usual Suspects"

    I would photoshop them onto the aforementioned films cover for lols, if I cared enough.
     
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    Good theory, id go with that.