i was fuckin shot at last night in town ..harshness

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    so, i was outside maccys and these lads were all talking, sounding abit shifty so i walked off, then they all started shoutin and this girl got chucked on the floor , all happened really fuckin quick.. then some chavvy twat spits in this lads face, so im thinking ill get the fuck outta there right.. as im beltin it away i turn round and see this lad pull out the gun, at first i thought it must be a spud gun, but he points it down at the lad and his missus on the floor, so i shout out of instinct, not wanting people getting shot, go to run back and he looks up and sees me running towards.. i didnt know what to do.. he points this gun right at me and i hear a loud as fuck bang, they all scream and i dived onto the floor then i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror,if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of belair
     
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  2. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    you're a dick

    i hate you
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    :D fuck's sake Ethix. Genuinely got gripped by that story
     
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    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    a thousand thanks for that my good sir, lmao
     
  5. flowtech1988

    flowtech1988 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    really? are you okay?
     
  6. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Hahaha that was fucking genius! So good!
     
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    TongueFlap Flappin'

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  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha.. every so often it gets done .. pretty ghey , but kills time .. lets hope i dont actually get shot tonight in town
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Haha just to I got my misses to read that being all serious.. The results were hilarious, especially as she is a slow reader ahaha!
     
  10. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    hahaha. you shrimp eyed bastard. hahahahahahaha.
     
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    i knoew before i even started readin this it was gonna end in some kind of fresh prince rap...can i please have those 3 minutes back please?
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    When I was reading it I was thinking BOLLOCKS!! Why would ya run at a man with a gun lol

    Funny shit though!!

    Im gunna ring up a mate and be all serious about something then just start the fresh price rap.
     
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    quality.... i thought that was real for a mo. would be worse now if it happens!
     
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    Haha. Good work sir.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i was playin it out all in my head... thought the girl was gunna get shot...

    and then... u cunt :p
     
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  19. EvezDroppin

    EvezDroppin how to change name,......

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    had me a treeat hahaha i read to the dice part then it clicked!
     
  20. Moskit

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    I wasn't fooled.

    Like he could make out small objects from a distance with those eyes.