i was always dubious about creationism......

rob_del_terror

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and then i read this.....

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, 'Where have you been?'

God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, 'What is it?'

'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'

'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth. 'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.'

God continued, pointing to the different countries.

This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, 'What's that?'

'Ah,' said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting down South!
 

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hey community is like my fave show right now. i wouldnt stream it. but if i see it i might watch it, its like wonderwall with oasis. wouldnt buy the album, wouldnt even steal it from some jerks house. but i watch it on mtv and learnt a few parts on the guitar, possibly use quotes from it to pick up a girl when i was fourteen
 

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so weird that you used that word. was literally about to say the same thing
Ive spent time round Leeds/Hull/Huddersfield etc and werent impressed at all by pretty much anything.

Its seriously like everywhere north of birmingham is about 10 years behind the rest of England. Have you seen how terrible internet is up north?? Its because round Hull way they only have one ISP i think??
 

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haha wait just hang on is this northern vs. southern uk thread? gods who caaaaaaaaressss
GERMANY WOULD WIN IMMEDIATELY OVER BOTH. BUNCH OF JERKS. MEIN HERTZ BRENNT.
 

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its not my fault your all silver spoon fed, kept in a bubble, "oh no my iphones crashed" fannies is it?
the whole "i'm from up north and have had a rough life. All southerners have had it so easy" thing is so ridiculous! If you think that is true then you're the one who is kept in a bubble.

Also its 'You're' not 'your'.....Gotta keep on top of your grammar if YOU'RE going to try and be successful enough to move down south.
 

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why wont someone from the east or west chime in, those are normally the more polarized

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also i think greece could take over the uk, quite easily. coat of arms flying in the wind, for the glory of hellas.
 

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truth hurts

so here it is

Most (not all) people are cunts, regardless of location

southerner's are mostly hostile, un trusting, not very friendly cunts.

northerns are friendly cunts but its colder up north and people talk funny.
 
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