I want to make UK hip hop but I'm not from the UK

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  1. Saftstein

    Saftstein Active Member

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    what can i do
    #FML
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Don't you fucking dare
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    fake it till you make it
     
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    Saftstein Active Member

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    My english is not too bad, i just need some1 who teaches me british dialect
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You wanna move in with a member? This is starting to look dodgy
     
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    ein österreicher möchte rappen lernen. das ist ganz süß.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ovozingni o'chir
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    just use the word "bloody" after all words, cunt instead of pussy, and point out the 5 o' clock tea time. BAM! UK Hip-Hop right there.

    Also, don't forget the ultra-conservative views on immigrants.
     
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  10. William Stutter

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    achso, du nimmst das hier ernst. mein fehler.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    You better start talking in english again, or i'll flood this thread with the most ominous portuguese words and phrases you'll ever see in your lives.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Macaco
     
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    uff. tough one. ich gehorche.
     
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    Bloody hell mate, everything seems so easy and bloody clear now. I've been a bloody cunt not trying this before. Uk hip hop here i bloody come you cunts. Bloody waiting for my black tea ya cunts. Uk people stop those immigrants coming to our country they are stealing our bloody jobs yea mate that's nearly a bloody rhyme carreer here i bloody come
     
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    dat was dope.
     
  17. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    "Black tea?" that would get you found out straight away, close but not perfect. All you need is a generic deep house beat and you're well on your way
     
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    Wownowo Zuando.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Just speak english and make yourself think you're a viking. #geordie

    Also..deep zuado and generic wonwowown house.
     
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    Bit too straya