I wanna move A.S.A.P (maybe back to ipswich)

Toejam

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Im currentlty in cornwall and i FEKKIN hate hate hate it! If there is any geezers in swich that has a spare room flat goin id be well chuffed

or if anyone that knows anyone in that area id defo buy you a mars bar for your efforts


help a brother get out of this foreign country (you will know what i mean if you have ever been down here!)
 

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Roving gangs of Cornish nationalists stalk the streets of Truro looking for East Englanders. Times are dark indeed. :)
 

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They do but when they find out you "aint from round ere" they speak yiddish just to spite you


Its like a local code
lol!...

It must do your head in... Does it go quite when you go in the pub and everyone turns round to look?...
 

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Damn right! But thats because i walk around in giant ferret costume and it confuses the fuck out of the yocals.


The other day i was speaking to Cornish geezer and he was telling me that his wife was "russian" so as a joke i said "why is she in a hurry?"

He just looked confused and said "no she wasnt in a hurry shes from russia"


Nuff said
 

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Damn right! But thats because i walk around in giant ferret costume and it confuses the fuck out of the yocals.


The other day i was speaking to Cornish geezer and he was telling me that his wife was "russian" so as a joke i said "why is she in a hurry?"

He just looked confused and said "no she wasnt in a hurry shes from russia"


Nuff said
Hahaha Lol. It's Like He's From A Different Country Lol.
 
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sure more, but to Ipswich o_O
I left suffolk cause what classed as a "good night out" was either Ipswich or Cambridge (well camb was ok every now and again at the junction)

spread yr wings, Nottingham is a blast!!!!
 

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sure more, but to Ipswich o_O
I left suffolk cause what classed as a "good night out" was either Ipswich or Cambridge (well camb was ok every now and again at the junction)

spread yr wings, Nottingham is a blast!!!!


Trust me i wanna spread my wings but i think i need to go back and see old freinds and have few rave'ups!

Ideally id like to go up north they have a more positive and funny outlook on life unlike us smelly southerners.

A work mate is from notts and he goes on about dnb in notts and says its got a good vibe so i will def check that out.


This place is an eye opener it doesnt even have a nightclub and the pub "crawl" has about 5 pubs :-x
 
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