I wanna move A.S.A.P (maybe back to ipswich)

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  1. Toejam

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    Im currentlty in cornwall and i FEKKIN hate hate hate it! If there is any geezers in swich that has a spare room flat goin id be well chuffed

    or if anyone that knows anyone in that area id defo buy you a mars bar for your efforts


    help a brother get out of this foreign country (you will know what i mean if you have ever been down here!)
     
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    Blasphemy...
     
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    Roving gangs of Cornish nationalists stalk the streets of Truro looking for East Englanders. Times are dark indeed. :)
     
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    no offence intended but it is shite around here:|


    you see the cornish dont like "english people" but the cider is a small plus point:alchy:
     
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    Dont they speak english down there?... Rah... It must be hard getting around...
     
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    They do but when they find out you "aint from round ere" they speak yiddish just to spite you


    Its like a local code
     
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    lol!...

    It must do your head in... Does it go quite when you go in the pub and everyone turns round to look?...
     
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    Damn right! But thats because i walk around in giant ferret costume and it confuses the fuck out of the yocals.


    The other day i was speaking to Cornish geezer and he was telling me that his wife was "russian" so as a joke i said "why is she in a hurry?"

    He just looked confused and said "no she wasnt in a hurry shes from russia"


    Nuff said
     
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    Hahaha Lol. It's Like He's From A Different Country Lol.
     
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    sure more, but to Ipswich o_O
    I left suffolk cause what classed as a "good night out" was either Ipswich or Cambridge (well camb was ok every now and again at the junction)

    spread yr wings, Nottingham is a blast!!!!
     
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    If man bops down da street in a ferret costume...

    It is not very british... I mean... We all wear suits, dont we?...
     
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    Trust me i wanna spread my wings but i think i need to go back and see old freinds and have few rave'ups!

    Ideally id like to go up north they have a more positive and funny outlook on life unlike us smelly southerners.

    A work mate is from notts and he goes on about dnb in notts and says its got a good vibe so i will def check that out.


    This place is an eye opener it doesnt even have a nightclub and the pub "crawl" has about 5 pubs :-x