I Trimmed my Mums bush last weekend

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    So who wants to say something ?
     
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    Did you make a dinosaur Edward Scisorhands.
     
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    me too, and we have one of those rickety wooden ladders and there is quite the incline, so its about as steady as a unicycle, and we got one of those chainsaw ish hedge trimmers, and you know when youre standing up there carving away, you sometimes get over confident, and if you just stand and balance at an impossible angle and swing the chainsaw in one hand you can ALMOST reach that little bit thas stickin up so annoyingly over there.

    so im on the top step of the ladder, on one leg, swinging the trimmer like a sword when the ladder decides to pack up and everything turns upside down trimmer flying everywhere, arms and legs are god knows where. when the world had settled in again, i hear my brother laughing, as they do, and my mother is talkin about some computer job.

    i will have you know i had just been through a major traumatic action thriller and thiswas not the appropriate response, so it put me in a bad mood. why, i couldve been hurt! or maybe not but its annoying with mates that laugh at your falls, isnt it?

    later that day, my brother fell on the skateboard, standing still, trying an ollie and i was all like aaaaw shit brah you ok? fuck man i know those hurt, here leme help you up

    is this the best story in the world or what



    rich you made me go down to the skype computer and now youre not picdking up you utter jerkwad , fk this, im going to bed again
     
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    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    karl is gay
     
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    It looks ok, bit like a clam
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    She has Stage 3 Cancer so I feel I did a good thing. It was arickety ladder yes and the bush was thorny. When I was finished I also hovered the house. She is pretty weak , but maybe she wil come through. its a good thing to know I helped her
     
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    *stay strong stan. the big c is no joke to have in the family.
     
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    sorry to hear that. the big c is no joke.
     
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    She is getting by I am sure it wil work out
     
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    :grouphug:

    we here for ya brutha
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    we goddamn well are, and i mourn from the depths of my heart all those that the big c took from me, family and otherwise, stay up my man. stan. karl?
     
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    you writing your name at the end of your posts now?

    with a question mark.. because your not quiet sure its your, actual name..

    regards,
    Michael.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    stan claims to now hold the name karl. whereas i say nay, because hes just trying to be gay. see how he only came forth with this inforomation when there was a chance at being a gay, and there is a song about it that makes you god?

    not very credible, and it. your regards.

    michael.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    well i am god.

    and stan is karl.

    and you are sezerslater. rly.

    regards
    god.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i am not seizureslater, she is a compound being made up of several different aspects of the internet and which god is it you claim to be? because i think you are adhd kid with god mode (IDDQD) pills but on a one way ticket to a speed psychosis and a psychologically crippling addiction for an ailment that isnt even real but is being treated with crystal meth for children observe how i science that you are not god.

    have you known stan is karl all the time or

    michael.
     
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    you are not the scientist. or a scientist.

    and i know about keyser soze
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    keyser? from the barbershop up in skokie, illinois, naturally. honestly michale how long has it been. do you realize the fullness of this creation? it should be mandatory along with the first half of fight club every 30 minutes, thats how good it is. that and labia lifts, equality isnt as attractive as all that up close, is it michael. that is the greatest trick.