I THINK MY DOCTOR IS IN LOVE WITH ME

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと VIP Junglist

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    i was laying down the other day and found a lump on my balls, turns out it was just my penis. my doctor was furious for wasting her time, yet she still had a good feel around the down there, the saucy bitch...

    she wants me, i know it.

    i once only told her i thought i had piles and she stuck her finger in my arse!

    took me 3 years to get my last bird to do that!

    i think that speaks volumes.
     
  2. safety

    safety double safety VIP Junglist

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    you're a lucky man sirus. when i saw you thought you're doctor was in love you i thought you undertaken a major lifestyle change
     
  3. Jakue08

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    lol @ the family guy episode where that doctor does a prostate exam on peter and he thinks the doctor raped him
     
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    i went with my mrs to her doctors, and her doctor was tasty. i'm gonna change surgeries, complain of a really painful sensation when my cock is stroked and get piles.
    due to a backlog of patients she'll have to wank me off and milk my prostate at the same time just to meet her nhs targets.
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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  6. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN VIP Junglist

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    Haha made me lol
     
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    $marty Dexcell Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Sirus you should start writing a script. You are constantly firing out comedy gold.
     
  8. Fes Rock

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    whats not to love imo, in fact, i would happily examine your giblets in my Lycra slacks