i was laying down the other day and found a lump on my balls, turns out it was just my penis. my doctor was furious for wasting her time, yet she still had a good feel around the down there, the saucy bitch... she wants me, i know it. i once only told her i thought i had piles and she stuck her finger in my arse! took me 3 years to get my last bird to do that! i think that speaks volumes.