I Think It's Important We Answer These Vital Questions.

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  1. DJ Spliff

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    Would you keep your toothbrush on the back of the toilet???
     
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    Of course, what else would I clean the toilet with
     
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    no cos it would be impracticle, need to keep it near the sink
     
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    Remember don't share your toothbrush with others, it can spread germs.

    dentists recomend keeping ur toothbrsh at least 6 feet away from the toilet to avoid being comtaminated by flying air particles of poo!
     
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    Thats not true I see an experiment where he put 6 toothbrushes in various places around a flat. All had the same ammount of shit particles on em. Shit particles are everywhere, some are on your fingers as you type.
     
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    Would you wear your shoes on your hands ?
     
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    yeah i really should wash them, but i think my hands look rather spiffing with a gentle tan!
     
  8. DJ Spliff

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    Tis true.
     
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    Would you suck a man off if it meant you'd never have to work again?
     
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    only if i could nosh myself off and still get the same deal!
     
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    there is a difference between not having to work agian and being financially sorted.... if i did suck a man off, i might not be able to leave the house again, and as a result of this trauma, not be albe to work agian :(
     
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    I keep mine in my bedroom....
     
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    i only have one bristle on my tootbrush so it doesnt catch as much shit. my breath fucking stinks as a result tho.
     
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    Clean your tongue.
     
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    I still don't know why this isn't standard practice.
     
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    i am english, therefore i don't own a toothbrush
     
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    Toothbrush. Yes well white teethfs iz for pussys I don#t klean mi teefs
     
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    Yes, only if he hadn't washed for a month & looked me directly in the eyes whilst I did it.

    Then smashed my knees up with a metal baseball bat afterwards.
     
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    moskit man .. your scary

    are you like this in real life =

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    Thats my Dad.

    He's dead now.