i think bruce willis is tripping

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Probably all them prescription pain killers that all them Americans are always going on about.
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was funny but dude dude dude i just thought of the best sex move, say youre having sex with a girl and shes on top, so you grab her and pull her down and hold her so her face is by your shoulder, and then you grab the huge felt tip pen, which you prepared earlier, preferrably green or red, and swipe away for all youre worth on her back! and then you finish up and bail. chances are she wont notice until you bailed. going to have to think of a name for this.
     
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    The sneaky Sanderson
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    based on what, who is this sanderson you speak of. i was thinking along the lines of the rag & tag. but it needs work, admittedly. i thought of this in training earlier this morning, and burst out laughing. there were me and two more in the room. couldve been akward, if it werent for my hilfiger shirt and tantalizing v-neck
     
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    I think he's just taking the piss. would probably prefer to be anywhere else other than with them two morons
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    "Who isn't Sanderson?" I believe your question should have been.
    How about this one.
    You're banging a chick whilst you're only wearing a vest with no shoes. You then spunk in her eyes and exit through the highest storied window, tied to a fire hose, shouting "Yippie Ki Yai Motherfucker".
    it's called "Die Harding" and mark my words it'll be the latest sensation to sweep the nation.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EAHAEHEAHAEHEAHEAH cant rep sadly, however, with one addition!

     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Then so it is settled! :)
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    by the power of Ra...you are a genius. if i could rep you i would be die harding the rep right out of you
     
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    Watch Flight with Denzel Washington and you tell me he's not actually on coke! Also in scenes where he's not ment to be on coke he acts like hes high ffs.