I Sucked Off A Bloke

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  1. Moskit

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    More like this please, seen all the Richard Cheese ones so surprise me.

    Also... Yes I know its old, I just wanted to see that title on the board :)
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i sucked off three blokes, me. paradisio concert 1997 bailando bailando. that what this threads about or not?
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah it can be...

    It doesn't surprise me you had a gay encounter, Europeans are far more sexually explorative.

    Paradiso is an excellent Club though, I didn't realise they did gay group oral as well as Musical Entertainment.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you kidding, gay group oral is like chicken and rice for paradiso.
     
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    Sounds alright...

    What did it tatse like?

    Was it nice?

    Would you do it again?
     
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    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    Bleach.. at least..

    thats what I've heard.









    from girls who have pleased me orally.














    I swear.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    why did this thread die down. so much beauty obscured, left for the unseen. why. single tear rolling down cheek.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    One thing I have learned from this thread is that Small Victoriez had the most awesome sig of all time.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont want to offend anyone but it does seem to read small clitoris, dont know if i shouldve said that or
     
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    You knocked that up didn't ya, fucking reeks of your terrible but unjustifiably amazing paint skills
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that is his own and most clever artistically what hes done himself and hes good to his old ma, gods i got this vision in my head of when i put yay right on a girls bare clit, and it made her curse and kick like a cat with mustard in the arse, and the whole thing makes me cringe something monumentally and i cant seem to get my mind clear of it
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is there a reason this thread died down again. there is such pervasive irony here, so portent of revelation
     
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    Why do you like this thread so much?

    I think its because the child in you likes to see "I suck off a bloke" posted by me on the board

    I can imagine you sat there giggling to yourself in a multitude of languages nobody cares to understand.

    Also, with you being a swefag, do you have cringle at xmas?

    Cringle is rad, i baked it last night and it tastes of win and lions mane.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    come on man, this is like best thread evar. and i am right there with you buddy!

    and what the fuck are you baking for haha. cringle your face is sponge bob cringle haha
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Shit thread.

    OP and Swede homoerotic for each other.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nuh uh. your homorotic. not me (never ever). hey want to do ghb and suck off a girl
     
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    Yeah shut it Glorf.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah, as if sucking off a girl would make it any less gay. girls are gay as fk m90
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Swede please!!!!!!!!! You're so elbow deep in OP's medal of honour you can make his mouth move with a flick of a finger.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no not me i never did, youre the one thats naked and insecure dying to read my sullen eyes and this intellectual black hole stinks of cologne and lies. think your so clever just cos you get vagina.
    on second thought, im pretty sure andrew is married and has kids?? so how does that fit your beautiful theory if its so good why dont you marry it! HAH FAG so in other news i was at a dealer house, its a, its pretty, i mean fuck, its its its... that place is really bad.like they have anything you want and the price is right but im talking real underbelly type life, this is no joke, its the lower forms of dregs and its, once you get to know them, its so cliche ,like its just how tv depicted these people in the 70s, in the anti drug campaigns, which were banal and exaggerated to the extreme with filth, disease, violence, hate, misery, ugliness and impending death, but they mustve seen that stuff on tv growing up and went "YUP, THATS WHAT WERE DOING ALRIGHT" and so, im sat there just waiting for events to take place and the walls are pretty much empty cept from a few weed posters or naked chicks but i notice a big white sheet with some kind of shape traced on there, signed by an ex of mine. shes fucking drew a picture and put it on the wall dude.
    yeah, good to hear shes doing well. honestly i hope she never changes, stays on that path. because it suits her, its realy her thing. erk, i dont hink it could be clearer whats been going on. and its good. its really good.