I spanked the monkey so hard

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by kama, Mar 28, 2014.

  1. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    Last night i didn't have much to do but entertain myself. So i did. and i did. and i did.

    now serious cockhurts and minor bleeding under 'skin. must wobble to shop to buy lotion.

    i just thought you wanted to know.
     
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  2. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    thrush cream ftw
     
  3. JReilly

    JReilly Member

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    Get a hobby dude! Or some lube.
     
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  4. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    much better nauw.

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    But I already have, it's called dnb.
     
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  5. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    interesting
     
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  6. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    all the best xx

    :teeth:
     
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  7. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    hope your cock feels better soon mate.
     
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  8. JReilly

    JReilly Member

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    dnb lube?
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    This is awesome thread. I'm also going to say something
     
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  10. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Well... er... I don't really know what to say about this thread.
     
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  11. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i started wanking with lube only quite recently... i'm never going back to dry wanks... oh boy....
     
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  12. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Any pics Kama? Just to help bring this thread home to people obvs.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    What a thread! I've missed you guys xx
     
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  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is the second page of this thread.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    That's fucked up.