i shat my self

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    jumped in the pool and my arse gave in

     
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  2. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    why would you do that if your not feeling well?
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im not clicking it, but people do have accidents its quite normal, i only stopped shitting my pants when i quit smack
     
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    Datt Male Active Member

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    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    I don't think it was because he wasn't feeling well... when he bombed a fuck load of water went up his crack and he essentially gave himself a colonic irrigation cos of the change in pressure.

    LEL
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    That is soooo rank. He wuill never live that down. Poor guy.
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Shitting my fucking bum off.

    :rofl:
     
  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    respect to him. that pool cleared out QUICK!
     
  10. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    What's worse than shitting yourself in front of a pool full of people... your mate then uploading the video onto the internet for the whole world to see!

    I would be livid! haha
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Its the way he goes all silent and still before the delivery, knowing its coming should there be any slight movement or lapse in concentration...

    Fucking brilliant.
     
  12. tewky1

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    Hes still going when it cuts out, or there is more to come, guy is frozen in shit paralysis.

    Reckon those sangs on the bbq could do with a little longer, when through him like a hot knife through butter!!!
     
  13. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    " i thought it was a fart... i thought it was safe"
     
  14. Gumby

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    That would be a shart
     
  15. PhorceOfHabit

    PhorceOfHabit Seldom

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    I'm sure this was very close to happening to me one time when I drunkenly front flipped off this ridiculously big cliff into the sea and landed funny. Luckily I tensed that shit in (for once, that slang phrase actually makes sense), but had to go for a swift dump asap.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    brool story co. nice saga luke. i owe my soul to the company sotre.
     
  17. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Fuck man I never knew it could happen, that's my bombing career over
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    FAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE diarrhea dump