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  1. D-Jhepz

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    its ramadam, i have no booze left, and i cant get any until my gf passes through the duty free

    all i have is a bottle of tequila, which my borderline alcoholism has not reached the point where i can just sit back and shot this all night...

    any recipes? something like like tequila and coke and/ or etc
     
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    thank you for helpful response... but this is no time for jokes
     
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    Tequila Sunrise - Orange juice and grenadine. Really fucking nice.

    Edit: Also, it's definitely not "Ramadam", unless you plan to use a battering ram on a wall that's holding water back in a river.
     
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    haha shut up hombre-j. that actually made me chuckle. now onto more serious matters,
    tequila and sour mix and cointreau, wet the rim of glass and rub in salt = marguerita.
    tequila, kalhua and ouzou = TKO (shot, and worthy of its name goddamn it is),
    tequila, lime juice, crushed ice, sugar water = tequila sour (probably, its how every other sour in the world works so why not tequila)

    which probably is your best bet. that and shootsies. when do reinforcements arrive?
     
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    1st of august :(.... i doubt this one bottle is gonna make it that far... im thinking of ransacking my dads place and taking his wine, i dunno how bait thats is, can always blame the maids...

    also as much as i appreciate your answers please anything more simple?
     
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    tequila and bleach? for times when the tequila doesnt quite cut it...




    can do the same with lighter fluid too
     
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    Hahahaha the good old tramp juice mix. If you want something nice and simple try tequila with fanta fruit twist. Tastes weird but is pretty nice.
     
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    i could just inhale lighter fluid, but im maintaining some level of integrity
     
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    methyl spirit poured thru a slice of bread and mix with any mixer. or get yourself some ethanol...worked a treat for me while i was in the army
     
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    come now, sugar water is just hot water mixed with sugar, then let it cool, juice a couple of limes and lemons, mix that up with your tequila and you dont even have to crush the ice, surely thats simple enough for any man. but very well, if time really is a factor, then shootsies with lemon and salt.
     
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    i opted for the sunrise thing... not bad if i say so myself
     
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    so youre on the piss and im sat at work in catatonic panic behind my calm and collected surface. i want damn tequila sunrise and benzo. dont tell me you got benzo or im jamming this biro in my dick. x.
     
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    na i went through my last batch in like a week... they were those water soluble which meansssss sniffable :D... also realise its almost 7pm here, and these are they very few joys we can enjoy
     
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    What the fuck are you doing in Quatar if I may be so bold as to ask Hepz?!
     
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    im in dubai man and can you not tell.. living the dream (?)
     
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    Drinking slammers with pakiz.

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    Dubai Abdul used to live with Egypt Stefan, who, ironically, went out with Iran Dariusz' sister Ranjit...

    Piss Dave will verify.
     
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    Egypt Stefan is cool guy eh? Goes out with Iranians and Pakis and doesn't afraid of anything
     
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    we got through our 2 crates of beer in the first week or ramadan...

    ...but we do still have a box of treats including, vodka, scotch, baileys, gin (?), more scotch, and for some reason more gin.
     
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    u shud of planned this better.

    i remember turning up in welly on waitangi day, turns out they don't sell booze on that day?!?! WTF!! massive come down from plastic weed, i needed drink..