I Love My Nan

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paper just twisted it ... teres nothing sexual .. his nan wants to mother again before she gets really to old , so he is elping her sort out an adoption, and they are both going to bring the child up together.. as shes too old to do certain things.

i only read 2 lines tho .. so this is a guess, but if he really is plugging his nan.. then hes been a good lad
 

Moskit

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She says she loves you back... again, but things may now have changed, she is not as hairy as she used to be and I know you liked that about her unusually mannish face but last night I drank too much tango and you know..

Bwhahahahaha!

Epic Win!

Thats sig material man :rofl:
 

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paper just twisted it ... teres nothing sexual .. his nan wants to mother again before she gets really to old , so he is elping her sort out an adoption, and they are both going to bring the child up together.. as shes too old to do certain things.

i only read 2 lines tho .. so this is a guess, but if he really is plugging his nan.. then hes been a good lad
There is that romantic first kiss the old biddy obviously retold in graphic detail.
 

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paper just twisted it ... teres nothing sexual .. his nan wants to mother again before she gets really to old , so he is elping her sort out an adoption, and they are both going to bring the child up together.. as shes too old to do certain things.

i only read 2 lines tho .. so this is a guess, but if he really is plugging his nan.. then hes been a good lad
"What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.

Phil is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey, and the pair is braving public horror and even prison by breaking one of the last taboos – incest."

---------- Post added at 11:47 ---------- Previous post was at 11:44 ----------

'Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can't keep our hands off each other.'

---------- Post added at 11:54 ---------- Previous post was at 11:47 ----------

"The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out."

Dirty cunt.

Some guy in my office read it, and the first thing he said was "How could he go out with someone called Pearl?" hahaha.
 
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