I Love My Nan

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  1. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    muzzadj POW!

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  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I love your Nan too.
     
  4. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    She says she loves you back... again, but things may now have changed, she is not as hairy as she used to be and I know you liked that about her unusually mannish face but last night I drank too much tango and you know..

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  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    paper just twisted it ... teres nothing sexual .. his nan wants to mother again before she gets really to old , so he is elping her sort out an adoption, and they are both going to bring the child up together.. as shes too old to do certain things.

    i only read 2 lines tho .. so this is a guess, but if he really is plugging his nan.. then hes been a good lad
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bwhahahahaha!

    Epic Win!

    Thats sig material man :rofl:
     
  7. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    There is that romantic first kiss the old biddy obviously retold in graphic detail.
     
  8. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    took the words out of my mouth
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    "What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.

    Phil is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey, and the pair is braving public horror and even prison by breaking one of the last taboos – incest."

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    'Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can't keep our hands off each other.'

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    "The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out."

    Dirty cunt.

    Some guy in my office read it, and the first thing he said was "How could he go out with someone called Pearl?" hahaha.
     
  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I'd probably ram it up all your nans.
     
  11. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Mine's dead, help yourself