i love being single

logikz

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this is amazing. im really getting used to being single (after a 4 year relationship you can imagine its a whole new world really) this is its well this is just fucking awesome isnt it, party hard, fuck a bitch, go home ALONE EAHAHEEAHA totally alone, noone here, i can do whatever the hell i want! AND i can fuck another bitch if i want, no commitments whatsoever! being single, once you get into it is awesome.

having said that, im really looking to fall in love, i dont want flings and torrid sex. what i really want is to fall in love. but right now being single is treating me sooooooooo good,
anybody know what i mean here? anybody feel the same? cos once you get into it, its good my n$gga
 

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Being single is so underrated!


I go out with my mates who are in relationships and guess what? They are all miserable
 

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been single for a good while now, not even a fling.
But just about getting somewhere with this lass i've been chatting to, she's dropping hints left right and centre but can never bring myself to just ask her out, I am determined though...think i need some coke, i hate coke, but i go from 0 to smooth as fuck in 5 minutes
 

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damn straight buddy, and so was i! fucking 90% of that 4 year relationship was totally fucking miserable but you get this idea in your brain that you have to make it work so you can do a family or something i have no idea what the hell that was about. i mean really, she wasnt even cool? i spent 4 years with someone that just straight up was not cool or fun to hang out with? fucking idiot move, but thats why people in relationships are miserable. sure being single is a bit lonley in the beginning but once you get into the vibe of the thing, is straight fucking rock and roll. gods i love it when a girl just give it up, when she just turns over and there is nothing you can do thats off limits or not allowed. i love a girl in her underwear, when she lifts her ass so you can pull off her jeans. i love how she looks up from jerking the dick and licking balls and you just met her an hour ago. its so beautiful i cant begin to explain the vibe i get from doing this. i love the sea. i love sailing. i love these girls who will let me do whatever. the hell. i want. with their bodies. i know i did this thread earlier this year but it goes on yall, it dont stop. life is beautiful and i am so happy to be in the position im in, even if im unemployed, addicted to heron, have violent fits and snore.
 

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oh come on man it just takes some getting used to, and once you get your roll on, its fucking un-beat-able, for really fam. when did you get single? just recently?
 

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Jumping into relationships for the sake of it is usually why most fail. Im a firm believer now that you'll know when you meet the "one"! Shit does actually happen, and when it does, it smacks you right in the face! /fagpost
 

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I enjoyed being single at uni. Now I am living at my parents house again (temporarily) I can't just bring random skets back really.
 

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Jumping into relationships for the sake of it is usually why most fail. Im a firm believer now that you'll know when you meet the "one"! Shit does actually happen, and when it does, it smacks you right in the face! /fagpost
Gay.

But I agree.

Well done sir.
 

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The phagotry in this thread is overwhelming. I'm going outside in my deck shoes to drink a long glass of pimms and watch the sun go down..
 

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being single is winner but being able to hang out the back of ya missus when ya feel like it tops it all. tho i do miss the thrill of the chase
 

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So what your are saying logikz is that you where in love. But now you have convinced yourself she, or he was shit. So your more happy in the denial kind of way???
 

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You suck as many Pencils as you want m9.

I for one won't judge.

Holland is a very tolerant & accepting country.

Society there is one of peace & tolerence.

Next time you inhale seminal fluid into your rectal cavity.

Listen to the below & think of me.

xxx

 
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logikz

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naw man not really, im so bad at the dating thing, i meet a bitch stick my dick in her mouth and then thats it, thats my bitch from then on. its the only way i know. lot of fools like to play the dating game, meet a new freak and ask whats your name. wine and dine and waste all that time. they spend money on a movie and some dinner, i get a bitch and go straight up in her. and then we have a relationship after that. its based on me being drunk and skied and just straight up dope, get her alone, talk to her for a minute or two, and thats my bitch. see its not how long you talk brother, its what you put in it. its not a good basis for a relationship, i mean sure its not, i know that but its the only way i know how to do it. i think dating is really the way to go but to be honest YOLO my nigga wassup.
 

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So what your are saying logikz is that you where in love. But now you have convinced yourself she, or he was shit. So your more happy in the denial kind of way???
not sure if you were quite sober when you wrote that but my answer to your theory is, basically, yes. i am. however YOLO. and sack city. so dont try anything. im the big man with all the juice around here im the intenret awesome guy.

Joey ADHD said:
being single is winner but being able to hang out the back of ya missus when ya feel like it tops it all. tho i do miss the thrill of the chase
yup thats the downside of a relationship, no matter how fucking awesome she is, you will forever miss the thirll of the chase, not to mention the kill. to see her willingly finger herself in bed 50 minutes after you met her for the first time is as close to what life really is all about as you can possibly get

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deal, youre in buddy. you know what im saying old boy. but i do intend to stay single for a while now, im just getting into the groove of things and once youre over the whole weirdness of not having a constant companion around slash maid, slash cook, slash laundromat slash bank slash sperm receptkicle, once youre over that and you start doing good on your own, being single is so damn sweet its crazy. but i suspect its only fun or good if its by choice, if you dont have a choice and is single for the last six years, im sure that would get on your nerves something laaaaarge.
 

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Its a deal of either this or either that, like yeah you tell yourself you'll fuck some other bitch, pornhub warrior more like, nordic scallion stop kidding us, next month you'll be like ooh i miss the warm pillow after she took a duke on it, you frivalent frisky human
 
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