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*The average troll consumes 5000 calories of pickled onion monster munch before deciding that actually trolling was a good idea in the first place, then replaced with a hate filled dessert of frubes*
 
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'' to pleasure a woman with your hands in her pussy or ass ''

Yes Sir , I have finger banged a number of ladies , Sir

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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of liverpool and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror.If anything I could say that this cab was rare,but I thought “naw forget it,yo home to bel-air!”I pulled up to the housebout seven eight and I yelled to the cabbie“yo homes smell ya later!”Looked at my kingdom,I was finally there.To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
 
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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of liverpool and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror.If anything I could say that this cab was rare,but I thought “naw forget it,yo home to bel-air!”I pulled up to the housebout seven eight and I yelled to the cabbie“yo homes smell ya later!”Looked at my kingdom,I was finally there.To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
I am blown away and have no come back to this

You may have my panties now Sir
 
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my face is as big as my hand. or is my hand as big as my face. i don't how you know to understand a thing you if i know.
 
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HEY BRO, IS YOUR HAND BIGGER THAN YOUR FACE? CHECK FOR ME....
i just checked and it seems to be the same size. i think my hand is average sized. or my face is.

...anyway as i was saying before i went back to the store and accidentally knocked over a can, an inexpensive one at that, but still, it fell down and hit the ground with some force and split open a little. not enough to warrant a call over the tannoy system for a clean-up in aisle 78 or whatnot but still i knocked it over and a little bit of the contents spilt out on the floor, not too sure what was in the can, maybe beans? was it baked beans? tomatoes? it was a deep red in colour. but anyway the whole scene was witnessed by a store worker, she actually had the balls to call for a supervisor to deal with it. and when i say deal with it, i mean demand that i pay for the damaged goods at full price! the cheek of it. i told her that i was not going to pay for the can at full price, half price maybe? and it turns out the can cost 8 pence with its contents intact and unspilled on the floor. the can probably cost more than the contents, makes you wonder what their motives are when the packaging costs you more than its contents... the can was probably more nutritious to eat than its contents but this was before the days of USB memory sticks and cage fighting in Detroit.
 
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