I just killed a guy any suggestions?

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Anyone know any decent methods techniques in getting rid of a body and removing all evidence ?

    thanks in advance xx
     
  2. riz

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    Feed em to the pigs or bath of acid..
    Who ya kill? the_voice
     
  3. D-Tektiv

    D-Tektiv Active Member

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    This was in another forum online, I found in a google search, heh:

     
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    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    hmm wonder who u are>?
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    k im assuming because im from ipswich you lot assume i have a decent source of pigs but i dont
     
  7. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You must be close to the sea heavy weights and a rubber dinghy take em a mile out and chuck em over board
     
  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i jut read that.. bit crazy, i cant sense sarcasm in it anywhere .. fucked up. this person , whether they have done this before, or not .. they have thought it through with great detail. fuckin sick ...

    CAN I HAVE THE WEBSITE NAME PLEASE
     
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    Chop it up and sell it as horse meat. Should raise you a few quid.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    rich, read d-tektiv's post he found. that tells you the best way, go for the mashing the body up, fuck buring it.. just calm your nerves with a whiskey, stick channel Dave on, mock the week or something to lighten the mood, get comfy in your seat. and get the body up close and just mash it up with meat tenderiser. and smash the bones up as much as possible with a hammer or a wodden chopping board under a teatowel... get a ferry from dover to calias .. P&O got a deal on £2.00 return ! at the mo.. go on the site under pecial offers.. , and just wait at the back of the ferry and chuck handfuls of the crushed bones in the sea.. with all the flesh grind it up in a food processor and wash it down the toilet with lots of bleach,or make into burgers with lots of raggae reaggae sauce... and dont do it again.. youll block the drains. hope youve learned your lesson.. - 1 internetz
     
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  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i took that too far ... d-tektiv's post is so fuckin weird and wrong.. theres gotta be someone who would of read that and done it. makes you feel ill
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    That dude has obviously played knifey spooney before.
     
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    that wht i thought, it needs taking off the net, but im sure its one of many documents of its kind..
     
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    wtf ? ... goldies name Cyril .. not very badboy now is he ..
     
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  20. Fazer

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    EAT THE BODY.