WTF JUST HAPPENED TO ME! I NEED TO VENT! im gonna start from the begginning... your opinions on this PLEASE! SO im a care worker... i was driving through country lanes to get to a patient and on the road coming towards me was some prick in the middle of the road driving a vauxhall people carrier... he saw me at the last min and swerved.. i stuck my midddle finger up at him and screamed wanker out of the window.. a few seconds later, i looked in my mirror and i saw that he had slammed on his breaks and was getting out the car... so , i did the same... i was fumin by this point.. he was running up the road towards me i could see he wanted a fight so i jus shouted "what!?" and waited for a response.. he got all up in my face and then all of a suddern pulled out a police badge!? knowing that it was only me an him in the lanes i thought fuck it.. strated screamin at him.. as it was his fault anyway... HE WAS THE BIGGEST CUNT I HAVE EVER MET! he said he was gonna arrest me.. he started reading me my rights and i said shut the fuck up and he did... he said "you have the right to remain silent" and thats as far as he got.. anyway we argued for about a minute.. and a woman pulled up in a ford focus..... he took the regisration of my car.. but nothing else ... didnt ask me my name or address.. and this is where it gets weird... when i asked him for his name.. he refused.. when i asked him for his badge number , he refused.. when i asked to see his badge ... he flashed it at my quickly and then put it back in his pocket... when i asked to see it again, guess what?.. he refused... anyway.. we contuined to scream at eachother.. i thought id try and push his buttons a bit so i went up in his face and said.. "you look like you wanna hit me mate" just as i said that the ford focus started driving down the , he looked at it drive away then out of the blue, gripped me round the throat and said "go on..fuckin hit me you twat , fuckin hit me.. hit me... " every single inch of me was thinkin drop the head on this twat!!! but instead i burst out laughing and said "you aint a fuckin cop!! your just a wally with a badge"...well that pisssed him right ff anyway, i pushed him off me (to which he shouted assault).. i walked up to the focus and asked the woman if she just saw what he said and she denied it all.. turns out this woman knows him from her village... and when i said is he acctually a cop she said yes?! :/ anyway, we argued for a little while more , then he was jus babbling on about seeing me in court and i continued to be a dick to him ttellin him to fuck off and jog on... eventually after threating to arrest me god knows how many times, he walked off... i said im gna take your reg number and he just got in his car and drove away before i had chance... so confused with what to do i went to the police station in my town and told them everything!! thought it would be the best thing to do!! they told me not to worry... as he could of been fake! thing is.. im SURE he was bullshitting me.. but im litterally waiting for a knock on the door off the coppers to arrest me! wtf do i do!? i already got a criminal record.. im goin to prison of i get done for this SO ANGRY! if nothing comes of this i swear down ill sit in that country lane for as long as i have to until i see him and ill batter the fuck outa him!! ..BUT, not before i get him done for impersinating a police officer!!! ha! what a fuckin morning!