I jus shagged a massive fat pig bird!

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  1. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    Oh god why!!! iv only had 6 pints!! her fucking legs were bigger than my whole torso!!! she squashed me to death n i couldnt breathe!!! gave a good blow job though! wen i jus kicked her i looked at the condom and there was blood all over it!! ffs i pik the best of the bunch!! the other week i was shagging a bird and she started to stink of shit!! i told her to get the fuck out at 5 in the morning woke up the nxt day and there was shit staines everywhere! ( i did not do her up the hairy chocolate starfish!) FAT BIRDS NEVER AGAIN!!! i will now devour in a nice half G of mdma.. thanks
     
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    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    This post is pure gold. (y)
     
  3. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
    Oh my I thought I made mistakes!
    Maybe get yourself some standards??? ;)
     
  4. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    i have none!! but i think iv learnt my lesson now!
     
  5. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    That is some next level of Rawness man.

    She sounds like a proper beast.
     
  6. sam the dnb man

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    haha shit the bed!
     
  7. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    I fuckin hope you have...
    Now gimmie some of that mandy.... :rolleyes:
     
  8. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Literally...

    How can someone do that, I mean, HOW???!?!
     
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    maybe he used the wrong hole and she aint used to it.

    poked some poo and the poo came out
     
  10. djhektikz

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    i dont know but there was loads of lil staines the nxt day i nearly puked!! i nearly puked wen she left aswell she stunk my room out!
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    do u pick these bitches up outside jeremy kyle's studio???
     
  12. djhektikz

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    trust i did not use the wrong hole
     
  13. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    By the sounds of her I wud have puked when I met her.
     
  14. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Doesn't happen like that... I've had a bloke do that to me once.
    Prick got a black eye.
     
  15. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    You sure ;)

    Did she has a bucket???!
     
  16. djhektikz

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    yehhhhhhhhh was like a toothpick in a volcano!
     
  17. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    You has a little dick?? :rolleyes:
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    You should have got her to poledance for you.

    FAT POLEDANCING CHICKS FTW

    Mansell will confirm this.
     
  19. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Your kinda bird :teeth:
     
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    YEAH FAT POLEDANCING CHICKS.

    I WOULD HIRE SOME BUT THE LAST BITCH FELL OVER AND BROKE MY GLASS TABLE

    NNRRRRRRR