I jus shagged a massive fat pig bird!

djhektikz

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Oh god why!!! iv only had 6 pints!! her fucking legs were bigger than my whole torso!!! she squashed me to death n i couldnt breathe!!! gave a good blow job though! wen i jus kicked her i looked at the condom and there was blood all over it!! ffs i pik the best of the bunch!! the other week i was shagging a bird and she started to stink of shit!! i told her to get the fuck out at 5 in the morning woke up the nxt day and there was shit staines everywhere! ( i did not do her up the hairy chocolate starfish!) FAT BIRDS NEVER AGAIN!!! i will now devour in a nice half G of mdma.. thanks
 
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