I hope this woman chokes on a krispy kreme...fat bint....

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  1. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Krispy Kremes are awesome.
     
  3. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Good luck to her...


    Just wait on that MASSIVE coronary waiting around the corner and let me know if it was worth it...

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    "Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food. "

    OK. WE NEED THIS URL.

    I reckon if I showed a bit of skin and looked at the camera seductively every 10th mouthful and I could get paid for eating pudding..
     
  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    they are pretty boss.
     
  5. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    favourite parts are "running after my daughter" and "my husband supports me"
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I wonder if you could just casually climb inside her Vagoo.
     
  7. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    RIP That camel thing from Star Wars. Your sacrifice was unnecessary...
     
  8. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    i think it would swallow you and digest you with its juices
     
  9. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Harrowing. £2k on food a month. Meaning she's creaming £24k AT VERY LEAST. That's all spent on food. There's bills, mortgage and hcild to pay for. She must make a fucking mint by letting sad fucks fap over her folds.

    Reminds me of that fat girls and feeders thing. Also wrong.

    <insert same old arguements about people starving, decline of social and moral values and the rise of a sick fucks>
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    If I goto Hoth, i'm taking this bitch & a lightsaber.
     
  11. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    i am now taking 9/2 for death by implosion before her target weight. forward bets at the usual address, and make sure to include your username.
     
  12. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i might go to america armed with a Wembley waver, a hat with fitted beer cans and straws, a fat flag and egg her on whilst she is eating.

    "GO ON!!!! YERSE!!!! ONE MORE BITE FATTY...FATYY FATTY YOU OUR MAN, IF CANT EAT IT NO ONE CAN WWWHHHOOOOOO!!!!"

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    SCRAN INDUCED DEATH IN NO TIME
     
  13. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    A wild Snorlax appears.
     
  14. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    Carol Yager was very very fat. She claimed to have been sexually molested as a child and this is why she had an eating problem. She grew to 1600 lbs - the heaviest person in history. She was stuck in bed and in the last two years of her life, she had to be transported to a hospital 13 times. She lived in Flint Michigan, the same place where Micheal Moore lived. Micheal Moore is also fat but not nearly as fat as Carol Yager, who was morbidly obese.
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Ahh panty. Never leave us again.
     
  16. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    you are neglecting the income of her husband who supports her... silly Jimbo
     
  17. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    BUT FOR HOW LONG???
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Nobody has even wondered how much the guy must have had to drink to get that walrus up the duff in the first place?? :teeth:
     
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    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Does it look something like this?
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