I have no legs

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ZUL, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. ZUL

    ZUL Active Member

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    that feel when no money for vinyl or mp3s

    :( fuuuuck

    why the fuck is goodlooking charging so much for a single 12"!

    best ways to earn money without actually getting a job?
     
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    Oh how the tables have turned...


    GET A JEEEEERB


    or sell drugs
     
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    Screw people over on ebay, sell expensive goods and send them rocks :D
     
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    If you got $1,500 you can start a decent business; outsource 90% of the work, then sell it for $50,000 by the end of the year. Then do it again ;)
     
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  6. ZUL

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    It sounds so simple... lol
     
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    sell mkat...
     
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    ....and i will buy
     
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    ahhhhh , its been too long !!!
     
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    start doing an escort service?
     
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    i have a job but i have just started my own little venture of 5 panel hats using vintage fabric. managed to source a really decent hat manufacturer, bought a specific iconic 90s vintage fabric (another v popular brand) that im sure a lot of you would recognise and found a label manufacturer in the uk.

    Fabrics - £500 (inc. postage & customs)
    Labels - £140 for 500 labels (minimum order)
    Hat manufacturing - £10 per cap (really high quality with eyelets and a leather strap and a brass buckle)
    Postage - £100

    Ive bought enough fabric to make 150 hats so £1,500 total manufacturing costs

    total cost = £2,240

    Sell hats for £30-£35 a hat

    Revenue = £4,500-5,250

    Profit = £2,260-3,010

    Got a few skate shops on board to buy 10 each and spoken to a friend who is a celebrity managing agent who thinks she can get the hats on a very well known tv show. A fun little project and potentially a nice earner

    Cap samples in 2 weeks apparently
     
  13. Catsel

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    You start a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
     
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    Fuck, castel, where is tht from?

    - - - Updated - - -

    Wait, either snatch or lock stock, I can't remember
     
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    lock stock & two smoking barrels you ingnormanus
     
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    Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Jo-Li-Ann!
     
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  18. ZUL

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    Sounds tempting...

    Thanks for all these helpful posts guys, i did manage to sell a pair of shitty headphones to someone i know for £35 today :D
     
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    i have 20 grand to put into anything i want.. my ears are open for idea.. or pm me. we talk business good sir.
     
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    20 grand you say? ok hear me out, we buy a house and a snes and this is the genius part we buy more meth. and smoke it. do we have a deal sir. or not because i got to book, i got a whole bottle of gin and its not going anywhere. less i say so.