I have a problem, not a bad problem but it needs solving.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by sam the dnb man, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    Last night i had relations with a female and she massacred my neck. got a huge lovebite, its fucking massive.

    i need it gone by tomorrow does anyone know how to make it go away? haha
     
  2. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    dont lie sam, we know it was a male.
     
  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Use some of your mum's foundation.
     
  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    hahahahahahahah...u can never get away from a beefy, get ya ma's finest make up n try n cover it, if not, tip ex.
     
  5. sam the dnb man

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    my mum lives in wales.

    and what if a girl goes for my throat 2moro and can recognize the taste?

    i could get the rumor 'sam wheres throat foundation'
     
  6. JenJen

    JenJen Bangers mash! mash potato

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    i agree all about the foundation haha!!

    theres no chance youll get it gone by then
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    show it off to ya mates, say u got bit by a bear, they and all the girls will think i are macho...job done, no batty make up needed and your kudos will go thru the roof.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Man up and wear it with pride. Why did you want no one to see? Have you been playing away??
     
  9. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    i would just stay inside. i cant stand those things.
     
  10. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    Keep punching yourself in the neck till u bruise up then say sumone karate chooped u rite on the neck
     
  11. sam the dnb man

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    loads of my mates saw it at 6th form, they know what happened.

    but i dont want some people to know.
    lol

    im not cheating on anyone or anything i just dont want them to know lol
     
  12. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    smear honey on it.

    dunno if it would work but post a picture, would be funny
     
  13. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    rub some toothpaste into it
     
  14. sam the dnb man

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    il take a photo in abit
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    C'mon sonny jim, explain
     
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    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    sam shagged a massive fat pig bird
     
  17. sam the dnb man

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    nah she was alright.
    but shes not my type really and now she likes me like a lot.
    fuck,

    im into someone else aswell.

    oh the joys of being a teenager
     
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    Prospekt Active Member

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    /airpunch it.
     
  19. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    All about the foundation man.
    If you do it right you can near enough get rid of it.
    Just don't rub it though.
     
  20. sam the dnb man

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    already did.
    done a BIG MIGHTY ONE!!

    made a hole in the cieling.:gang_bang:gang_bang:D:D