I have a crush on Ms Dynamite

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I really do, not like a phwooooarah id hit that hard, i really like her, like id to cuddle her and be her friend and make her meals and bring breakfast to her in the morning and maybe become her soulmate one day

    She is lovely tho admit it, she can sing like an angel and rap well too, she is naturally gorgeouse and has a decent moral ground

    although i prolly am the oppossite, im sat here with a gram of charge and a silly fridge full of cider and have been listening to ms dynamite songs on youtube on loop for the last 2 hours out of randomness, its turning into a weird evening for sure

    its very enjoyable tho, best evening this year no doubt and well worth it so far.

    If only ms dynamite was here it would be bliss, id make her soup or anything, or maybe if she was game id play connect 4 with her, yeah she would like that i reckon.
     
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    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    awww that was sweet man. This was my fav bit:

    "make her soup or anything, or maybe if she was game id play connect 4 with her"
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    if i was there with you , we could touch our throbbing bellends together, and i'd pull my foreskin over yours, and we could play connect foreskin ?? any good ?
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Dude, c'mon im emotional high and drunk, of course id love your ccompany, lets not degrade this thread with skin work, out of the wafflers i rate you one of the best, a joy tio read poster, we should keep it at that, connecting sexual organs is blaaaazay and maybe we should meet on a contract of no sexual action.


    We are pro's

    best evening ever, im lickiing my lips like alizard
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i'd happily let her wear my jumper at a rom com at the odean, whilst we hold hands and share a large pop corn.

    but i would go as far as wiping alesha dixon's bottom if she had two broken arms. now that is true love.
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    I'm not sure I blame you...
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    she is very sextmrzero
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    ITS ONLY FUCKING SIRIUS.


    I've missed your input on such topics.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    SOMETIMES IM DRINKING LAGER RIGH NOW, ITS HORRIBLE STUFF I HAD A GRAM OF LEGAK STUFF ON MR
     
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    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Are we playing the four word game now?
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    WE CAN PL\AY THATGAME IHAVE NO IDEA IT WORKS BIT IVE LOTMY DRUG AND DRINKS, SO PLEASE PLAY NICD
     
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    WACKDOSE LAFFYTAFFY

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    This caps-lock side of TJ scares me shitless.
     
  13. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Oh I'll play nice Toejam. Your trashed by now aren't you?
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    SILLY GAMES IF IVE HAD A G OF CHARGE AMD HLAFA GRAMB OF SPARKLE
     
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    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I don't know what the fuck that means but if it means good times and happy thoughts then I'm all for it:)
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    YEAH IM PRETTY MUCH SPANGLED, ON DRUGS WHICH IS WITHIN THEUM SPANGLE RULES, I THINK SOME GUYTRIED TO TEST ME IM A TRU OG
     
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    Your my tru OG Toejam. Who wan come tes?