I hate fucking mosquitos

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  1. IV4

    IV4 DnBF Sheriff

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    Very few things in life that I hate and mosquitos are at the top of the fucking list. My legs itch like hell. My kids complain "Daddy the bump itches." They kill more people than wars do. Fuck them. I hope they all die. Little mother fuckers. Arrggg.
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i hope you get malaria


    i fucking hate fleas, i sleep round my mates once and now they're here. Had to break out the boric acid and go holocaustal on their arses.
     
  3. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    you must have a really small dick.
     
  4. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    lol i fuck them all the time with mah small faggot dick
     
  5. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i have a blood condition.

    Mosquitos dont bite me, they hover over me, sniff my blood, decide its un-pure and fuck right off and bite some other cunt
     
  6. Scrapped

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    ^^ you are a lucky human being..
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i too have this
     
  8. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Relatively speaking....
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i dont actually have a blood condition it probably jut tastes like shit so midgets dont bite me
     
  10. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    haha some guy i know just posted on fagbook that he has malaria
     
  11. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    yeah mosqis are nasty. got bit too shit in asia.
     
  12. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    I too have small willy. I farm mosquitos on by bell to increase girth.
     
  13. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Dagz JEDI MASTER

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    Im like a magnet for the little fuckers. They get high off me for free
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I fucked a Cat once.
     
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  17. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    if you let one bite you, then tighten your skin aroiund the area it bit, it cant pull out and so keeps filling with blood and explodes.....so i heard
     
  18. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    close enough
     
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  19. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I read the thread title as 'I hate fucking moskits toes'.

    Then I opened the thread and immediately lost interest.
     
  20. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    ADHD?