I Hate Easter

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Thanks Jesus :rolleyes:

    Good Friday is actually shit friday cos all the shops, clubs and pubs close and theres absolutely nothing to do.

    Then you get smashed at home cos your bored.

    Then you have drunken arguments and your friends wont let you drive cos youre too pissed.

    Then you wake up with a blinding hangover and have to sit through a big family lunch.

    and all the bad memories of the night before start flooding back....


    i think i might go hide out at the beach for the afternoon.

    Happy Fucking Easter

    hope your is better than mine.
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    My fucking central heating fucked up Friday morning and because of the bank holidays no fucker will fix it til Tuesday. Its currently at a consistent 35 degrees absolutely sweating my bollox off all night.
     
  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    i'm bored and there isn't even a shop open to get a can of coke. i'm gonna have to find some more dirty slags to talk to
     
  4. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Im eating a hot cross bun :)

    Its not aaaaall bad.
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    borin fuckers.. ive got abit of choc, bout tot have a full english fry up, got ale in the cupboard, family coming round for spankin lamb slow roasted shanks, gunna watch a film or 2 later and slowly get happily pissed.. feels good man
     
  6. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    I hate easter to, can't eat my egg got bloody toothache and kills had it last two days. Can't go to dentsit till Tuesday. Plus nothing to do. Roll on Tuesday.
     
  7. Gumby

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    (n) thats messed up!!
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    It is but I'm not sure whether to blame Jesus for this or not.
     
  9. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR EGGS BITCH BOY!

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  10. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    yay easter! going out tonight, should be funsys
     
  11. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    he died for our sins, mayaswell make it worth while.
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Wait a minute are you saying I'm sitting in my boxers in searing heat on a Sunday morning because I'm a sinner and that I am partially responible for Jesus' death. Or have I got the wrong end of the stick.
     
  13. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    im saying he died for our sins, so best to sin as much as possible to make his death worth while... im sure blaming jesus for your predicament is classed as a sin, but i dont have a handbook or anythin so im not sure.
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    totally man. Jesus is badass

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  15. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    it was all paegan festivals first, all those eggs & bunnies, it's the festival of fucking (or fertility if u wanna tell ur gran)

    cunts me off every year when ppl stop lent a week late, Jesus came out the wilderness and stopped fasting on Palm Sunday, which was 7 days ago :shrug:
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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  17. Borf™

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    It's just a nice 5 days off for me.

    And haha at "i might hide at the beach this afternoon"

    Poor you :( having to go and chill on a beach :(
     
  18. RaggaDred

    RaggaDred I hit girls

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    turn it off at the main stopcock
     
  19. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    yeah you shud be able to turn it off manually no problem, have you got a combi boiler. the gas needs switching off at night shudnt be too hard.
     
  20. Gumby

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    i know, life sucks


    :teeth: