i foretold this tragedy

Catsel

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ask william. i said this wud happen...

fuckin knew it..


so.. this morning the whole house is frozen. all water pipes frozen. but someone left some water in the kettle so i cud hav a cuppa tea.

so i have my morning tea.. and what happens. i need my morning shit.

which is now sat in the toilet because i can't flush it because there is no water.

c-mon sunshine!! (yn)



just thought u guys who know this important information.
 

Norwax

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Go shit outside.

I love to take a shit outside and feel the fresh air on my balls.

Damn, you guys talking about cold and I'm freaking melting with this heat
 

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Oh shit, -5? Nevermind then.

It's like 40º-41º during the afternoon in here.

You know something cool to do when it's that cold? Stick your tongue to frozen metal.
 

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Youth nowadays..can´t handle tha fackin cold. How do you open the fridge Crusty, do you have to put on gloves first? :teeth:
 

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Jim Ross though....

STUNNER
STUNNER
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!!!!
STUNNER
i was thinkin, who the fuck is jim ross??

then i read the 'stunner stunner' in his voice.. ohhhh the commentator... lol

heres some stone cold stunner for ya'll



i love how the rock wud do a flip after the stunner :lol:
 
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