i foretold this tragedy

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ask william. i said this wud happen...

    fuckin knew it..


    so.. this morning the whole house is frozen. all water pipes frozen. but someone left some water in the kettle so i cud hav a cuppa tea.

    so i have my morning tea.. and what happens. i need my morning shit.

    which is now sat in the toilet because i can't flush it because there is no water.

    c-mon sunshine!! (yn)



    just thought u guys who know this important information.
     
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    Norwax Well-Known Member

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    Go shit outside.

    I love to take a shit outside and feel the fresh air on my balls.

    Damn, you guys talking about cold and I'm freaking melting with this heat
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    its -5 and there is snow everywhere.

    my balls wud drop off from hypo-thermeia. or w/e its called.
     
  4. Norwax

    Norwax Well-Known Member

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    Oh shit, -5? Nevermind then.

    It's like 40º-41º during the afternoon in here.

    You know something cool to do when it's that cold? Stick your tongue to frozen metal.
     
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    Pfff..not 'ard enuff m9.
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    maybe ur syphilis penis can handle it. but mine likes to be cosy.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha yeah good dough boy can you flap those ears? and its midnight so brol stary code
     
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    Youth nowadays..can´t handle tha fackin cold. How do you open the fridge Crusty, do you have to put on gloves first? :teeth:
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i grew up in the cold.

    i own cold.

    im like. professor X . if he was about being cold n shit.
     
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    Owncold Austin
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u know stone cold was awesome!

    when that glass smashed for his intro!

    hes my hero
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Jim Ross though....

    STUNNER
    STUNNER
    STONE COLD
    STONE COLD
    STONE COLD
    THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!!!!
    STUNNER
     
  13. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i was thinkin, who the fuck is jim ross??

    then i read the 'stunner stunner' in his voice.. ohhhh the commentator... lol

    heres some stone cold stunner for ya'll




    i love how the rock wud do a flip after the stunner :lol:
     
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  14. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Why the fuck would anyone go somewhere that cold, I can't handle it
     
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    My favourite Jim Ross one "WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF"
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    didn't u hear wot deepistol said??

    ur a ferret
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    That cold? -5..aren´t you british? You sure must have experienced a -5er in your life :D
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Been in Dubai since 98 (spent a few years in Wales but it never got that cold, I came here for winter)
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Back in my day, -5 was warm. You kids don't know you're born these days.
     
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