I fell and now I'm in the infirmary

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Was running for the tram. No idea what happened but my coat is fucked up and I'm in the damn emergency room waiting for stitches. It hurts a little, mostly when I laugh. Also when I don't. Ark :mad:
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    looks like bleeding bum
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I guess it does yeah. Meaty. Bit of a weird wossname... thing to think of like that but I do see it
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Ouchy wowza.
    I wish I wasn't eating a grape when I saw that pic.

    Hope all goes well and you get a lolly pop or dutch health care equivalent.
     
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  5. Agent Smith

    Agent Smith Currently Putins Koala

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    Take it easy Kral buddy. That shit be nasty.
     
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  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    There are two things I want out of this, sympathy from Internet and the Dutch equivalent of a lolly, then I'll be ready for freddy.

    The Dutch equivalent should be a painkiller worth its damn mettle, salt and name, oh shouldn't it just, my word.

    The waiting time is getting on my nerves, I have to get back to work :mad:
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Running for the tram????? A likely story! You were trying to nollie over tramps again weren't you?! You caught the beard in one of your trucks and took a tumble, i bet!
     
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  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    treat it with Lavandar, soke it.. buy 100% lavendar oil drops.. yes. you heard it here first.. loads of drops of lav.. boiled water left to cool ... mix and put in a bowl, and leave you elbow to soak in it.. healed in 7 days.. YO ... i did the same thing.. but i n a car crash and fucked my arms up and had glass in it and gravel and shit..
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Haha croog that's the worst part, I was holding the board when this happened.

    And Sam you couldn't have said that sooner?? I just took two gargantuan shots in the ass I may add.
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    Not the first time a man has taken gigantic shots in your ass either is it?

    You likkle farjut.

    Xoxox
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    they gunna be all like, do you need some painkillers.. and your gunna be all like.... ermm... how strong thems gunna be?
     
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    Get well soon Korf XOXO
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Sweet Jesus, and thank god you never broke one of your beads on that bracelet, fucking homo
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    if you tried to nollie flip the tramp instead of run for the tram/ try to nollie the tramp this situation would have never happened . . . . get them pain pills and get well soon buddy
     
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    FFS just passed out at work. Woke up seen the stitches. Gone again.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Most importantly: could you still maintain your fappage technical level?
     
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    Even if he had both arms in plaster im sure it wouldn't hinder his fappage technical level.
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    too true. in the car, i jerk off with both hands on the wheel. and then spunk in the cd case. but you have to be really really angry in order for it to work. anyway i am now vaccinated against street germs, and my little day trip to the ER will cost a fucking ton of cash.

    and danny i am still on that level with skating switch that im like "whats that supposed to be good for, whats the point, its just stupid". mainly cos i cant do a single thing switch. can do some things fakey though, thats fun. did you see justin biebers transition skills video btw, its pretty seminal. game changer.

    but so foot wank. thread-worthy or what. probably not this is not my concept, im sure they sell those postcards by christmas that was painted by a mong with his good foot
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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