i dreamed a dream about the forum

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this morning i dreamed a dream about the forum.
only it was a loft of hay and a ping pong match to the death in a separate venue by the sea. and i could fly. several screen names were represented, but with people instead, like avatars, one of which was my rock star manager at work and another one who was named 'julia' and had a hairy arse.
it was both a nightmare and a dream as death and humiliation lurked around every corner but lovely things happened too, there was sex, flying much mirth and gigantic melancholy. i woke up with a broken heart feeling stoic like i had done something for my country and an incessant need to pm this to the mods. i also felt like stealing mr garnages trainers and bastard yorkshire flatcap. thats how open my mind is, an indication of how enlightened and spiritual i am, i dream of the forum (albeit in metaphors).
 

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dream dictionary says that means you hold your grand parents on either side the family ransom for their testament, say it aint so
 

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I had a nightmare once that consisted of - no shit - nothing but rows upon rows of bottles of red Smirnoff Ice.

I woke up sweaty and terrified.
 

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true story ahead....

when i was about 5/6 I had this reccuring dream that this large bean-like character used to chase me round the house with a chainsaw...morbid shit
 

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I grew up with recurring dreams of being in a subway tunnel and I'd wake up just when it hit me, banging my head hard against the headboard as I jolted to conciousness.

Had one REALLY awesome dream where I was driving a dune buggy or something down a steep hill high up in some nice old mountains. It was a real rush, then I fell out of the car or something and there was a tiger or a mountain lion kind of thing and I thought "fuck this I'm not letting some cat eat me, I'd rather jump off the cliff, enjoy a few minutes of free fall and just be at peace!" So I quite peacefully jumped off the mountain, clouds and various shrubbery on the cliff face and then I woke up feeling weird..
 

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I grew up with recurring dreams of being in a subway tunnel and I'd wake up just when it hit me, banging my head hard against the headboard as I jolted to conciousness.

Had one REALLY awesome dream where I was driving a dune buggy or something down a steep hill high up in some nice old mountains. It was a real rush, then I fell out of the car or something and there was a tiger or a mountain lion kind of thing and I thought "fuck this I'm not letting some cat eat me, I'd rather jump off the cliff, enjoy a few minutes of free fall and just be at peace!" So I quite peacefully jumped off the mountain, clouds and various shrubbery on the cliff face and then I woke up feeling weird..
a self-killer? youre a liability to inception
 
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