I dont know whos worse...

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  1. ManuForti

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    These mad girls walking about in broad daylight in their onesies or me for walking about in the clothes i slept in.
     
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    hahahaha. i didnt change shirts aswell. had to get up mad early to get to the city council. thought fuck it, theres only old ladies in there.

    moral of the story, dont assume things cause the councelor i had was FIT.
     
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    I intentionally roll around in my garden when i go to the council so they think he must be a crazy drunk... well no hassle him about council tax this year again.
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I hate that, always look your best :worm:
     
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    some days I don't shave!
     
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    always the same, murphys law and all that.

    and timmy? "somedays"? should really upload a photo of my beard :D
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I felt bad one time. I was cooking all day and into the night in a hot kitchen. Then I went out drinking with my co-worker who was a good looking girl with good looking friends and drank well into the morning passing out at her house. We both woke up the next early afternoon wretched as all hell and went to work. After another day of working in a hot kitchen with no shower my balls became very funky. Needless to say my co-worker and I both went out drinking with her friends and one of them who liked me decided she wanted to be a bad girl and go down on me in a park. I explained to her the situation and suggest maybe a trip back to my co-workers house for a couples shower would be proper. She insisted on be a exciting girl and gave me proper blow job, swallowed and all. After she was finished and all proud of herself we began walking back to the house when she mention that I was right about the shower. What a trooper.
     
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  8. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    Is there such thing as dressing badly? all i wear is a pair of slims, a tshirt and a pair of casuals. Set for life. 5 mins, too easy
     
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    How the fuck?
     
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    my flat mate hasnt showered in 3+ days now..
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    maybe hes forever disgusted by the sex noises you make during wet dreams?
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Weak man.. doesn't even make sense
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    people talk or w/e in there sleep.

    maybe you make weird noises.

    maybe he stands next to you while you sleep and touches you.

    anything could be happening in my imagination meight.
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    maybe, but i fail to see any relevance with his hygenie..?