I did what looked like a choc chip turd today

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Anyone else managed to do this..is it an ome...doe sit signify a change of fortune ? WShould I have captured it and sold it at auction ? Pray tell.
     
  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    what happend to white dog turds
     
  3. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    not sure but I am farting like a champion this evening.mum would be proud
     
  4. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    at least now I don't have to ask bout ur avatar anymore
     
  5. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Choc chips/ Like a bunch of little choclate morsels? Mmmmmm morsels. You prolly a bit constipated man. Get some fresh fruits and ruffage in ya. Insert it anally if you have to.
     
  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Ya dony get white dog shit no more cos of the ingredients used in the food ya feed them, back in the day they to what they eat now...


    White nutty otters are caused by the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the crap are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind.

    Historically, before BSE came along, butchers used to dish out bones for dogs to munch on.

    But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. This all got the lid shoved on it due to the BSE crisis. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.

    there ya go....i have known this for a while so why not share the wealth
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i am pretty sure i have read this before on the forum. i am gonna assume it was you again.

    good work mate
     
  8. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    white dog shit are wigga's anyhow
     
  9. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    This thread is useless without pics!
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    na I eat porridge every day nad 3 apples during the day
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I hope you get raped.
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I hope you get raped more!
     
  13. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Have you considered Euthanasia?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you do seem to have an affinity for faeces.