i cant stop wanking - true life stories.. this blokes a complete wanker...

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hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaahahahahaahahahaacan't hold down a job because you wank too much??!!?? Where's the toilet?....Got any toilets?
 

Olllie

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#14
i kinda know what heroin addicts are going through

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Good thing you don't have to pay for your next wank.


It says he can't work because of his addiction.. does that mean he's living on sickness benefits, sitting at home wanking all day (thinking "this is the life")?
 

SLow

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#17
Fucking LOL.

There's 2 blokes called Paul & Russell at my work and both are renowned for being solo tuggers. This is going STRAIGHT on the email.

Nice one!!!
 

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I Am Not The King
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#18
Good thing you don't have to pay for your next wank.


It says he can't work because of his addiction.. does that mean he's living on sickness benefits, sitting at home wanking all day (thinking "this is the life")?
haha aaaaah this is the life
 

Dan M

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am i the only one who is actually worried about all the medical spiel from this program.as mentioned before im a heavy wanker and am genuinely concerned about the health risks connected to wanking.

im going to make a concerted effort to cut down to 5 wanks a day
 

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#20
a big step, admittedly, but what are the health risks connected to wanking? i always figured a certain amount of dehydration was involved plus the immediate uninterest in sex could get you in trouble
 
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