i cant stop wanking - true life stories.. this blokes a complete wanker...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Nov 30, 2009.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  2. subprime

    subprime Dysjoint

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    hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaahahahahaahahahaacan't hold down a job because you wank too much??!!?? Where's the toilet?....Got any toilets?
     
  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    dnbkingz bollocks

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  5. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    ohhh dear!! wouldnt they get cock burn??
     
  6. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    hahahahaahhahahahhahaahhahahaa

    marking out his spunk area like a battlefield
     
  7. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    some of the comments are just as funny.
     
  8. Gr1pz

    Gr1pz Aka - Align.

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    man what a tough life haha.
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    fucking hell, I couldnt do 10 - 15 wanks a day not even with loads of practice.
     
  10. Gr1pz

    Gr1pz Aka - Align.

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    id imagine youd develop some sort or callous over time haha.
     
  11. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    LOL @ Wanking being compared to heroin addiction.
     
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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I just wanted to quote that, that's all.
     
  13. st420

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    i kinda know what heroin addicts are going through

    douche
     
  14. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Good thing you don't have to pay for your next wank.


    It says he can't work because of his addiction.. does that mean he's living on sickness benefits, sitting at home wanking all day (thinking "this is the life")?
     
  15. Urban Needs

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    my days the gay one made me crease!
     
  16. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  17. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Fucking LOL.

    There's 2 blokes called Paul & Russell at my work and both are renowned for being solo tuggers. This is going STRAIGHT on the email.

    Nice one!!!
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha aaaaah this is the life
     
  19. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    am i the only one who is actually worried about all the medical spiel from this program.as mentioned before im a heavy wanker and am genuinely concerned about the health risks connected to wanking.

    im going to make a concerted effort to cut down to 5 wanks a day
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    a big step, admittedly, but what are the health risks connected to wanking? i always figured a certain amount of dehydration was involved plus the immediate uninterest in sex could get you in trouble