I cannot believe it's not butter

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  1. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    I can't believe there is a argument on this tune as to if it's dubstep or not. serious
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    well I have no difficulty believing this is not butter
    i hope that helps emlar :borf:

    hey there is a borf smiley.. doens't work tho
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    it does help, it really does. thank you mate
     
  4. dirty breaks

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    i can believe its butter.











    now get back in the kitchen and make me breakfast.
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    what the fuck is that?


    i ain't eating that shit for breakfast
     
  7. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    that is a japanese delicacy of fried vomit & vegetables. i thought maybe it might make you hungry no?
     
  8. dirty breaks

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    make me some ramen or some udon you knob
     
  9. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    mate where are your manners i'll make you some fucking ramen and then ramen up your ass.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i'll just have some marmite on toast and a blowie please emlar you sexy lil minx u x
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    what are you gay?
     
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    marmite on toast is for the bosses amongst us.

    I had stewed fruit and porridge like a BOSSSSS
     
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    wait really? fried vomit??? whos vomit and b) is it it sexual in any way.
     
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    marmite is disgusting


    :sick:
     
  16. elmaruk

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    only if you want it to be
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont know, i think the main reason why i never got into any weird sexual shit, is because id be too ashamed to honestly say i enjoy being pissed upon. i can say a lot of things, straight faced, steady gaze, standing tall, shit, no problem. labia surgery this, fuck a uggo that, do all kinds of strange and ignorant things, write about it on the internet forum later. but no piss. i think vomit would fall under the same category. my mother would smack the shit out of me if she found out, piss is filthy. vomit means sick people. youd think these people didnt have a mother. born by a faggot dad behind central station. immaculate conception of the other kind. from a guy below. with a twist of cain.
     
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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    sometimes i just don't know how to reply to your posts so i'll stick with :/
     
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    my friend actually wants someone to piss on him.
    why this is common knowledge in my social circle i have no idea. sort of thing u keep to urself.
    ive tried talking to him about it. im curious to know why, i dont see the attraction of it.
    i mean its piss!!!! if i get a bit on my hand or spill a drop on my shoe its not a pleasant experience. where would you do such an act? couldnt do it at home your gonna have urine soaked sheets. have to be a travelodge but then ur not gonna stay the night there so it seems like a waste. the shower could work but still. i hate people that piss in the shower. use the bog u speng. thats what i hate about the gym showers, i cant get fresh without thinking some bot nosed roid badger has urinated where im standing.
    anyway, why would u want piss on u. much rather have melted kinder eggs smeared over me.

    also we had this dude at work a few years ago, and he asked this chick to poo on his glass table while he lied underneath it and watched. thats pretty grim too.

    to sum up. people are weird and yet they have the audacity to call me weird.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Porridge. bitches. no milk, only water and a picth of salt