I am back.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by CoB, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    I don't know for how long!
    gavin's got out, and has started destroying my lab.
    if anyone sees a robot that looks like a spoon with eyes, mouth, wings, arms and legs please shoot him on sight.
    he will only destroy the native flaura and fauna of your beutiful town.
    if you live in a hell hole, don't worry.. he will only eat the damned souls walking the streets.. (at least i hope they are damned souls, or else there are many innocent people who have died pointlessly for his enjoyment)
    I am writing this in the hope that someone out there will find him, and destroy him once and for all.
    oh.. and if he tries to make friends with you.. just be calm.. because he genuinly likes attention, but if you ever call him anything other than gavin, unless he instructs you otherwise.. he will kill you..
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hey hows things boy am i ever hung over sweet sweet lord, its bloody mary time for daddy very very soon i do beleive
     
  3. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I have put to work my many minions to hunt this foul tempered evil metal winged beast by the name of 'Gavin', and once captured it will be reprogrammed to adhere to only my rules, and needs for the complete and total destruction of anything that displeases me in any way shape or form.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Um... who is CoB?
     
  5. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    CoB = Change-of-Bass, Original Old School bullshitter :spliff:
     
  6. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    yes, that are I!
    and erm..
    this will be my 666 post.. how wonderment!
    nice work logz!
    always good to see the bloody maries getting a representation!
     
  7. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    CoB that is real weird, I thought about you the other day. 'Where is that ol bastard' I thought. totally random, glad you're back mate.
     
  8. zeeky deek

    zeeky deek Moaning all the time.

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    Old skool creeewwww
     
  9. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    it are good to be back, trust!
    me a deal with much boredness in the past few years, but me are back to bring the random!
    FUCK NORMAL!

    oh..
    i just got my first piercing today..
    it are a nice green balls bar... :p
     
  10. DJ COSHH

    DJ COSHH Active Member

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    My cat is black too, well he does have sorta grey stripes and that, well it's a tabby cat so you know wat there like....

    ... Oh wait it says 'I am Back' ... In that case ignore above comment.
     
  11. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    check the "pets thread to post that comment foo!"
    and.. here are the pic i tried to add as attatchment
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  12. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    ten points for anyone who can reveal the most awesome thing about this picture...
    (it are me!)
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  13. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    no points for anyone!
    I take all points...
    u are the sucks for not talking in this thread.. it are the best thread ever..
    u are get scared of my face..
    um..
    hey.. i got another piercing the other day (ive decided im going to use this thread as the thread in which i post random shit.. well.. not the only thread i post random shit. but the thread in which i post random shit that are not associated with the other threads topics and make the good words come out of my computer...)

    yes..

    ok..
    to start with i thought i would do this to the title..
     
  14. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    hrm..
    my hair are black now!
    does this make things and words?
    sorry...
    my drunk are black!
    well.. jager.. not totally black.. but more black than see through..
    because the wodka was being drunk before...
    but now it are the jager...
    yay..
    um.. sorry...
    i was going to change the forum title...
    i hope u guys dont mind having one of these
     
  15. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Christ CoB, its been way too long. Old skool crew in effect :spliff:
     
  16. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    you are a ginger ninja.
     
  17. scholes

    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    you have a turd coloured sofa and a dirty light switch. That's 20 points to me I believe.
     
  18. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    what have you been eating scholes?! ive never seen turds that colour!

    and gingivitis beats dirty light switch anyday. i'll take those 20 points, thank you.
     
  19. scholes

    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Have you never eaten a full litre of Ben and Jerry chunky monkey? I have and the day after it's all creamy and the same colour as that sofa. I'll let you have the points on merit. Nothing's as shocking as Copper bonce and beard.
     
  20. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i have no idea what that funky chunky monkey shit is but my stomach certainly doesnt like the sound of it.