I am a bag of smashed assholes.

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  1. grubbers

    grubbers bag of smashed

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    That is all.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thread of the year. and its april. not half bad!!

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    hey grubbers im also a bag of smashed assholes!! were shit you and me. thats what it means this bag of smashed assholes yes?
     
  4. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    GREAT! Once again dnbforum. Thanks.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Maybe you could describe the sensation to those who've never taken a walk on the wild side?? I'm thinking primarily Danwell here.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    elzerk!! it freezes the lymph in my glands.
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    The anus is technically a valve, great thread by the way, need more
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    suddenly i see

    this is what i wanna be
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    CrOOk used to say whenever we'd see an ugly woman out & about, that "she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
     
  10. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i dont get it.
    you are you right? but how are you a bag full of things?

    also who is taking these assholes, smashing them, then bagging them up? no digity.

    step 1 - smash assholes
    step 2 - bag them
    step 3 - ??
    step 4 - profit!
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    you don't get it??? but then go on to explain the exact process??

    lolwut?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    in all fairness there is a questionmark in the process. so its hardly exact michael. also this is not about exactitude, its about being a bag of smashed assholes. right grubbers! and let me in your damn country, i filled out all the paperwork. stupid david saw to that.
     
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  13. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Are you calling me gay or not gay?
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i know how its done castel.
    i just don't know why.
    much like daffodils
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  16. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    jaro wtf is going on in your sig?
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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  18. grubbers

    grubbers bag of smashed

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    I first came into familiarity with this phrase from a large black woman, named Omega, who told her white trash friend that her baby daddy looked like a bag of smashed assholes. This was after said white trash friend remarked on how she hated the smell of fish because it reminded her of prison. These two were some classy ladies.

    I generally use it to describe the magnitude of hangover that I have at the moment.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    WHAT i thought it was because you are shit! youre not shit now!?! i dont know about this grubbers i really dont. surely this was about us being shit together, yes?
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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