So I am driving not so late at night, sober as a judge. When I see, a small dog's eyes reflecting my headlights. As per-custom in this scenario I start to flash my high beams and begin to honk my horn when I notice this dog looks like a deer. My mouth drops open and I never honk the horn in amazement of this…. midget deer. Now all of you must be thinking in an english accent, your are an American you want to shoot it. NO! I do not hunt or have any desire to. Any way what seems to me like a midget deer prances off in a scurry with a blink of an eye. I have seen a deer give birth in the wild, but even the one-minute old deer was twice the size of this. Is this my U.F.O. sighting, or my big foot/ chupacabra sighting? What kind of fucking story is this? I once saw the infamous midget deer, is there such a thing. Help poor old IV4 out, because this is not a story I want to admit to people I know but just happen ten minutes ago and I feel…..Strange. I googled midget deer and got these pictures.