How wrong is it...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by GZero, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    ...to shag your second cousin.

    If she's really, really, really, really seriously fit.

    I mean really, this birds a stunna.
     
  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    only messin lad, knob her, aslong as it dont break out in ya fambo then get ya wily wet, gwarn my son!!!!
     
  3. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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  5. subprime

    subprime Dysjoint

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    If that kinda attraction runs in the family be careful. She may also be your sister and your aunty.
     
  6. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Joey AdhD, my favourite enabler.

    She's gonna get it tomorrow at this BBQ.

    Not seen her in like 7 years, ran into her this evening at a little drinks party, started throwin a few macks out there and she was eating em up. Anyways, broke off to chat to next mans, then one of my oldest friends (who never left Cambs, I'm only just returning) was like

    "Dude, you don't remember that girl do you?"
    "No, but christ, I will tomorrow"
    "Mate she's XXXXXX's daughter you know?"
    "Fucks sake"

    Ducked outta the party so I could nip home to change clothes, and thought "I know who will make this seem ok", DNBForum it is.

    Anyways, she's coming to a BBQ I'm laying on tomorrow, she wants it, and I'm sat here thinking of all the fun shit I'm going to do to her. Am going to smash the fucking granny outta this one, no jokes.

    Wifey material if she wasn't a distant (and its fucking distant people) relative.

    SURELY THIS IS WRONG? BUT IT'LL FEEL SO RIGHT!!!!!
     
  7. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    If you're positive she will want it.. otherwise you are gunna look a cock x2!
     
  8. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    No pics you fucking pervs.

    She's about 5ft 10", Bombshell blonde, GORGEOUS face and a body you'd lose friendships over. And she's all shy and sweet (innocent even. dunno why, she's older than me) which is just how I like em.

    No shit, she's a fucking stunner. Anyways, enuff of this jazz, the more I think about the fucking worse it seems.
     
  9. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Was having jokes with her which culminated in her grabbing my peice and giving me a look that meant business.

    The real fuckedupedness is, if I forgot her, isn't it possible she forgot me????????
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  11. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    pics pics pics!!

    dont leave any photos u might have of relatives she might remember lying around.
     
  12. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    u twisted sick incest fuck!!! eeeerrrrrggggggGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
     
  13. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    she's gonna turn round while ur at it doggy and say "give it to me cus, oh ye just how i like it"
     
  14. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    Don't get her pregnant, that would be an akward convo with your parents.

    P.S. Your a sick fuck.

    P.P.S. INCEST
     
  15. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    the more i think about this the more utterly fucked up it seems.

    so so so so so so so wrong.

    off ont soon, but for now WAFFLE ON

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    SECOND COUSIN MIND.

    If she was a first cousin, then this just wouldnt be an issue.

    I SWEAR IF I DO THIS, I'M A BAD PERSON.
     
  16. Prospekt

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    jajajajajaajajaj
     
  17. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    its legal with ur cousin, so second cousin should be fine. I wouldnt do it myself but who cares
     
  18. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    *SIGH*

    Come to me senses. Wrongest thing ever, not gonna happen.

    She'll have fit friends....
     
  19. Wellsy

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    I knew someone who did the dirty with their cousin and ended up having a baby with several more legs than needed..true story



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    you never know!!!;)
     
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  20. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    YEAH BEING A SLIGHTLY MORE DISTANT RELATIVE MAKES IT OK.

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