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GZero

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...to shag your second cousin.

If she's really, really, really, really seriously fit.

I mean really, this birds a stunna.
 

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Joey AdhD, my favourite enabler.

She's gonna get it tomorrow at this BBQ.

Not seen her in like 7 years, ran into her this evening at a little drinks party, started throwin a few macks out there and she was eating em up. Anyways, broke off to chat to next mans, then one of my oldest friends (who never left Cambs, I'm only just returning) was like

"Dude, you don't remember that girl do you?"
"No, but christ, I will tomorrow"
"Mate she's XXXXXX's daughter you know?"
"Fucks sake"

Ducked outta the party so I could nip home to change clothes, and thought "I know who will make this seem ok", DNBForum it is.

Anyways, she's coming to a BBQ I'm laying on tomorrow, she wants it, and I'm sat here thinking of all the fun shit I'm going to do to her. Am going to smash the fucking granny outta this one, no jokes.

Wifey material if she wasn't a distant (and its fucking distant people) relative.

SURELY THIS IS WRONG? BUT IT'LL FEEL SO RIGHT!!!!!
 

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No pics you fucking pervs.

She's about 5ft 10", Bombshell blonde, GORGEOUS face and a body you'd lose friendships over. And she's all shy and sweet (innocent even. dunno why, she's older than me) which is just how I like em.

No shit, she's a fucking stunner. Anyways, enuff of this jazz, the more I think about the fucking worse it seems.
 

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If you're positive she will want it.. otherwise you are gunna look a cock x2!
Was having jokes with her which culminated in her grabbing my peice and giving me a look that meant business.

The real fuckedupedness is, if I forgot her, isn't it possible she forgot me????????
 

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the more i think about this the more utterly fucked up it seems.

so so so so so so so wrong.

off ont soon, but for now WAFFLE ON

[EDIT]
SECOND COUSIN MIND.

If she was a first cousin, then this just wouldnt be an issue.

I SWEAR IF I DO THIS, I'M A BAD PERSON.
 

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I knew someone who did the dirty with their cousin and ended up having a baby with several more legs than needed..true story






you never know!!!;)
 
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the more i think about this the more utterly fucked up it seems.

so so so so so so so wrong.

off ont soon, but for now WAFFLE ON

[EDIT]
SECOND COUSIN MIND.

If she was a first cousin, then this just wouldnt be an issue.

I SWEAR IF I DO THIS, I'M A BAD PERSON.

YEAH BEING A SLIGHTLY MORE DISTANT RELATIVE MAKES IT OK.

 
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